DOHA, QATAR (The Borowitz Report)—Last week Qatar inked a historic agreement to acquire a president of the United States, Emir Tamim bin Hamad al Thani confirmed on Monday.

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DOHA, QATAR (The Borowitz Report)—Last week Qatar inked a historic agreement to acquire a president of the United States, Emir Tamim bin Hamad al Thani confirmed on Monday.

But even as Qatar touted the acquisition, critics argued that the president it bought was in poor condition and not fully functional.

https://www.borowitzreport.com/p/qatar-signs-historic-deal-to-own

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