Why are there usb ports on the microwave?

[c0dec0dec0de@hachyderm.io]

@futurebird to plug in the kettle!

[simplynacht@ieji.de]

@futurebird stupid question. You need to charge your food (or Hamster) before heating it. Cold food (or Hamsters) are known to be low in energy, as the calories are not active in a cold state, so you'll have to charge it Up. As an alternative you can also put a (at least 5000 mAh) fully charged Li-Ion battery into the microwave. Works basically the Same. You're Welcome.

Oh, and just to be on the safe side: if your house burns down, it must've been because you didnt use USB 3.0 or the battery wasn't fully charged.

[flipper@mastodonapp.uk]

@jmax
Dude, not in front of the humans.
@futurebird

[glitzersachen@hachyderm.io]

@futurebird

Though, frankly, I think you just got this picture from @NanoRaptor.

[rlstone4dems@mastodon.social]

@futurebird In all seriousness: I wonder what the US ports are for?

[amsomniac@mastodon.mit.edu]

@futurebird ubikey lock feature

[essjax@essjax.com]

@futurebird theyre Uncooked Sausage Buttons

[mostlytato@mstdn.social]

@futurebird
So you can boot it to Linux!

[alwirtes@indieweb.social]

@futurebird Spoon holders

[masp@wandering.shop]

@futurebird it’s for heating up US Beef.

[cyclotopie@mastodon.gougere.fr]

@superflippy @futurebird

Possibly you can plug in an old DVD burner or two and prepare nice-though-brownish pancakes to go along with your microwave reheated instant coffee?

[lizzie@brain.worm.pink]

@futurebird woahh your microwave can handle two players? mine can only take one

[hypolite@friendica.mrpetovan.com]

@rlstone4dems @futurebird Charging mobile devices in your kitchen area. Tablets are being used as recipe book for example.

[ggmcbg@mstdn.plus]

@futurebird

To combat microwave fish stink at work, you can plug-in 2 high-power air diffusers nearby, and if you hear them running when you're down the hall you know it's time to leave for lunch because Rhonda has friggin' leftover crab cakes and chowder and it's Monday, Rhonda, for cryin' out loud, it's only Monday.

[kboyd@phpc.social]

@futurebird to install additional magnetrons

[dlakelan@mastodon.sdf.org]

@dtl @futurebird

Someone already said kink reasons.

[norombasic@mastodon.world]

@futurebird

For future DMCA updates...

[marshray@infosec.exchange]

@futurebird keyboard and mouse, obs

[voiceofduum@mindly.social]

@futurebird during a power outage you can bridge the two ports to zap some ramen

[astronomy_a2z@mstdn.social]

@futurebird Because Universal Serial Buses powered by Love aren't as effecient as those powered by Microwaves.