You know what's way better than SpaceX?

[pwloftus@pwl.farted.net]

@sundogplanets Have you ever had the joy of bottle feeding one? It's adorable.

[briankrebs@infosec.exchange]

@sundogplanets yes but you have to admit Space Goat has a nice ring to it

[kieran@hom.ph]

@briankrebs @sundogplanets ...coast to coast?

[rootwyrm@weird.autos]

@sundogplanets good thing you posted the picture. Otherwise, I was going to say "untreated neurosyphilis."

[quinn@social.circl.lu]

@kieran @briankrebs @sundogplanets deep cut, bravo.

[quinn@social.circl.lu]

@david_preston @sundogplanets I see what you did there

[sundogplanets@mastodon.social]

@briankrebs I have doubts as to whether Musk or my goats would make worse decisions about the future consequences of launching things into orbit.

[rootwyrm@weird.autos]

@kieran @briankrebs @sundogplanets ...

[nickgates@friendsofdesoto.social]

@sundogplanets @briankrebs goats don't understand orbital mechanics and would value fresh hay over orbital injections.
ADVANTAGE: GOAT

[rootwyrm@weird.autos]

@sundogplanets @briankrebs look, I know which of the two I trust more to clean up after themselves.

[avatastic@avatastic.uk]

@sundogplanets the kids are alright.

[corvidcrone@kolektiva.social]

@sundogplanets @briankrebs

I am team goat here. Never heard of a goat demanding the right to drop space trash all over Texas

[flipper@mastodonapp.uk]

@sundogplanets spaceX is a pretty low bar. Baby goats, on the other hand, are a pretty high one.

[mhowell@kolektiva.social]

@briankrebs @sundogplanets if they would only stop chewing holes and all the space suits

[kristen_d@mastodon.social]

@sundogplanets Only had the privilege of being around a sweet 2-day old baby goat named Pixie years ago and was instantly smitten. They're so cheerful, wag their little tails, have tiny sweet faces. Like puppies. ️

[sundogplanets@mastodon.social]

@rootwyrm @briankrebs Goat poo is much softer than space debris, and not travelling at 7 km/s!

[cascheranno@hachyderm.io]

@sundogplanets I mean, at least make the choices roughly even. Goats vs fresh sourdough biscuits, and Musk vs moldy sweat socks or something.

[imalcolm@mastodon.social]

@sundogplanets

Baby goats are indeed excellent, but to be fair, gargling raw shit and razorblades at the same time is probably better than SpaceX.

[mcourcel@allovertheplace.ca]

@sundogplanets Ah? Sounds so cute!

[savera@mastodon.sdf.org]

@sundogplanets Does this ACTUALLY need to be said?