Meta spins up AI version of Mark Zuckerberg to engage with employees https://arstechnica.com/ai/2026/04/meta-spins-up-ai-version-of-mark-zuckerberg-to-engage-with-employees/

[piper@lgbtqia.space]

@cwebber so…anything the employees can persuade it say is an official quote attributable to Mark Zuckerberg, agreed? And legally binding.

[cbielstein@techhub.social]

@cwebber Sounds like Zuck's job is in danger of being replaced by AI. Think about how much money Meta could save by laying him off...

[io@hci.social]

@cwebber maybe they realize that a ceo agent is actually more useful than replacing the actual workers with ai…

[neilk@xoxo.zone]

@cwebber Will this ever be available outside Meta? We could all benefit from the calming presence of a little Mark Zuckerberg in the corner of our screen, always available to watch over us and guide us with his wisdom. #wwmzd

[kevinflynn@c.im]

@cwebber
seems redundant

[wtrmt@mastodon.social]

@cwebber guess which version will be firing people left and right?

[wtrmt@mastodon.social]

@cwebber I do hope that ZuckAi degrades like the portrait of Dorian Gray based on the ZuckReal public perception

[drwho@masto.hackers.town]

@cwebber How could anyone tell?

[art_histories@mastodon.social]

@cwebber Even the one version is one too many.

[erik@mastodon.infrageeks.social]

@cwebber @mastodonmigration https://mastodon.infrageeks.social/@erik/116398039556846272

[dukeduke@mastodon.social]

@cwebber

[landelare@mastodon.gamedev.place]

@cwebber If it can be tricked into giving raises, I'm on board. Large-corp CEO is the most AI-replaceable job anyway.

[jaap@mastodon.bsd.cafe]

@cwebber

[ggmcbg@mstdn.plus]

@cwebber

The perpetually-scanning face of a very confused and lost ro-boy who hates that all of reality isn't just polished aluminum and recharging outlets.

[regendans@todon.eu]

@cwebber @vv Quite frankly and if you'd ask me ,,,,,,, in these two images Mark and his A.I. shadow robot both look like sick people, they need help!

[ahltorp@mastodon.nu]

@cwebber Smells a bit like 百花齊放

[ehproque@neopaquita.es]

@cwebber I'd make a funny "clanker" name with him but don't want to be accidentally hired by fb

[craignicol@glasgow.social]

@mehdi_benadel @cwebber I'm sure that was the plot of a John Malkovich movie. Only his machine clone was going to the moon.

[craignicol@glasgow.social]

@mehdi_benadel @cwebber https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Making_Mr._Right

[jarjan@mederland.nl]

@cwebber
How do you tell your employees you don't care about them...
Fuck me, what an imbecile.