I wear a mask, wash my hands, get my vaccines, brush my teeth with toothpaste not butter and wipe my arse.
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@ravenbait people who think toothpaste is poisonous and so are vegetables because lions don't eat them, apparently
@afewbugs There are AT LEAST 17 of us crammed into this meat suit, and not one of us can make that make sense.
Not even 3. And I'm pretty sure 3 is an alien.
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@silvermoon82 @oblomov @afewbugs Well.
Yes. That is, in hindsight, obvious.
Please leave it as homophones. I like to think there's some Urban Slang definition of homophones of which I am deliciously ignorant.
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It's part of their bonding process. Espousing offensive beliefs (like not wiping) makes them more distasteful to Outsiders, so they get shunned and bond more tightly into the pack by necessity. -
Like at this point it almost seems like using toilet paper is as much a symbol of wokeness in some circles as blue hair in some internet circles
@afewbugs doooo I want to know??
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It's part of their bonding process. Espousing offensive beliefs (like not wiping) makes them more distasteful to Outsiders, so they get shunned and bond more tightly into the pack by necessity.@silvermoon82 @oblomov @afewbugs Aaaah. The same reason why Jehova's Witnesses are obliged to knock on people's doors even though it's absolutely obvious that they will be met with at least some hostility.
"See? They hate you. The only place you will ever belong is with us."
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@silvermoon82 @oblomov @afewbugs Aaaah. The same reason why Jehova's Witnesses are obliged to knock on people's doors even though it's absolutely obvious that they will be met with at least some hostility.
"See? They hate you. The only place you will ever belong is with us."
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