Me, writing the plot of the next Wolfenstein game: "so the fascist Nazis invaded America and they have these weapons called Shock Gloves and sometimes they use them to torture children."
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Me, writing the plot of the next Wolfenstein game: "so the fascist Nazis invaded America and they have these weapons called Shock Gloves and sometimes they use them to torture children."
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@Lana Me: So the Führer is a rambling old man that is on the brink of death only held together by heavy medication. He reliefs himself in front of others and degrades in an infant state...
I feel like we've been here before.Writer: He's not on Venus and he doesn't shoot Ronald Reagan.
Me: That doesn't feel like an improvement.
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@Lana I hope some of thes disgusting people forget to take them off befor having a wank Would serve them right. What kind of weak ass cop do you have to be to be unable to handle a kid/teenager without resorting to a torture device like this. And even if, it's a kid god damit. What happend to protecting the children?
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@Lana I hope some of thes disgusting people forget to take them off befor having a wank Would serve them right. What kind of weak ass cop do you have to be to be unable to handle a kid/teenager without resorting to a torture device like this. And even if, it's a kid god damit. What happend to protecting the children?
It was never about "defending women and children".
Just like it was never about separated water fountains.
It's about fascistic control.
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Me, writing the plot of the next Wolfenstein game: "so the fascist Nazis invaded America and they have these weapons called Shock Gloves and sometimes they use them to torture children."
Anyway here's a real headline:
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@Lana For students, consider lining your daily jacket or hoodie with carbon fiber tape
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Me, writing the plot of the next Wolfenstein game: "so the fascist Nazis invaded America and they have these weapons called Shock Gloves and sometimes they use them to torture children."
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@Lana it’s almost as if law enforcement was never about “protect and serve”.
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@KateConnors forgive me if I don't believe the man standing in front of a Nazi flag in the uniform of people who somehow keep on shooting us in the face.
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Me, writing the plot of the next Wolfenstein game: "so the fascist Nazis invaded America and they have these weapons called Shock Gloves and sometimes they use them to torture children."
Anyway here's a real headline:
@Lana if you wrote it into a video game, all the critics would complain that it's "too on the nose", "too much cliche", "too exaggerated", etc.
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Me, writing the plot of the next Wolfenstein game: "so the fascist Nazis invaded America and they have these weapons called Shock Gloves and sometimes they use them to torture children."
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Shock gloves are why we invented the boar spear.
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Me, writing the plot of the next Wolfenstein game: "so the fascist Nazis invaded America and they have these weapons called Shock Gloves and sometimes they use them to torture children."
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Yeah, when I saw this, my first thought was, "THEY'VE BEEN USING THEM IN SCHOOLS??!?"
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@Lana I'm looking forward to the first example of an ICE agent managing to electrocute themselves because someone has thrown saline solution on them and they're stupid.
Fedifriends, if you encounter such a story please tag me so I don't miss it! It will be guaranteed to brighten my day.
Pretty sure they'll electrocute themselves taking a whizz.
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Me, writing the plot of the next Wolfenstein game: "so the fascist Nazis invaded America and they have these weapons called Shock Gloves and sometimes they use them to torture children."
Anyway here's a real headline:
@Lana
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