I declare "ethics" to be out of scope for my habit of feeding people I don't like to big cats.

[peachfront@toot.community]

@catsalad

is it within scope to nominate some names of those who would serve the planet best by becoming food for big cats????

[chrisholladay@mastodon.social]

@catsalad
Actually true...I catsitted a privately owned Siberian tiger in my days as a vet tech and zoo keeper...
I can tell you she liked chicken with or without human finger snacks and vanilla ice cream.
Big cat indeed .....all 350 pounds of her badass self !

[dragoniff2@kolektiva.social]

@catsalad what kind of big cats are we talking about? Lions? Woo, that's a mess. Jaguars? That's acceptable enough. Tigers and Leopards are sort of a moral grey area, to be honest.

[cascheranno@hachyderm.io]

@catsalad I mean, can we revisit when (# of humans) / (# of cats) ratio hints humanity’s fate is at risk. Like, 1/10 or so?

[matt5sean3@urusai.social]

@catsalad

Look, Roar is the future of all cinema and you can't prove otherwise.

[cascheranno@hachyderm.io]

@catsalad current ratios:

Big Cats (panthera) 8B/600k
Bears 8b/26k
Orcas: 8b/50k
Wolves: 8b/250k
Whales: 8b/1.5m

… we’re 99.9 percent of the planet’s apex predators. Hot snax for the big kitties is a good thing .

[nickynah@rebel.ar]

@catsalad I’ve also heard some ignorant people that are talking about “what happens when big cats eat all the people?”. I can’t believe they can’t see the clear and indisputable benefit of having a lot of big cats eating a lot of people all the time everyday.

[ronago@mastodon.social]

@catsalad Big cats are very friendly and I'm sure they appreciate it

[tithonium@clacks.link]

@catsalad Can, um, can we _pet_ the big cats? ‘Cause if so, you’ve got my unwavering support.

[llewelly@sauropods.win]

@catsalad I guess feeding people to big cats saves wear and tear on the woodchipper, when compared to feeding people to little cats.

[mrinappropriate@mastodonapp.uk]

@lemgandi @JeffGrigg @catsalad Please tell me you stick them on gas pumps.

[shafik@hachyderm.io]

@catsalad

The sub-tooting is strong here.

[mrinappropriate@mastodonapp.uk]

@dragoniff2 @catsalad Judgemental? Tigers have pure motives. Lions, on the other hand, are cunning, duplicitous buggers. The teeth marks I’ve had for 35 years testify to that!

[kieran@hom.ph]

@catsalad ️

[n_dimension@infosec.exchange]

@catsalad

Lions taking villagers in Africa is a thing...
...there is probably a scientific corpus on the subject

[datarama@hachyderm.io]

@catsalad But is it OK to protest that people are full of heavy metals, and rather unhealthy to the big cats?

[datarama@hachyderm.io]

@catsalad Like it or not, the big cat is out of the bag.

[gumnos@mastodon.bsd.cafe]

@catsalad @rl_dane

A biblically sound strategy. Feed 'em all to the cats, let God sort 'em out.

[rmd1023@infosec.exchange]

@catsalad Okay but what about the ethics around the impact on the cats?!

[luc0x61@mastodon.gamedev.place]

@catsalad I would debate, as a primary matter, if it is safe for big cat to eat disgusting people.