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@MarkHoltom @CowboyWho I get being precise, but how does pee with elegance?
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@MarkHoltom it’s one or the other I’m afraid
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Pinkies up!
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@MarkHoltom @CowboyWho I get being precise, but how does pee with elegance?
@michaelgemar @MarkHoltom You've obv never been on OnlyFans
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@MarkHoltom ok, but only cause you said 'please'
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@MarkHoltom Precisely.
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This post did not contain any content.@MarkHoltom@mastodonapp.uk Solution for the problem attached. Print out at 600dpi, laminate, stick to urinal with silicon. People will proudly start aiming correctly.
Should at least work in the US. Maybe.
EDIT: Misskey downscaled it. Well, generate your own PDF by "save as PDF" here:
https://divverent.github.io/targetmaker/#eJx9kEFvwjAMhe/9FZbGYRxapemQOG4cOE6I7T6lqSnWsqRKXLHt1y+BMQp05BT7PX1+dm+JQRSiKuWMbNapDj3Mi/iHsoyNjbMc6BuhFB1nnmy7o4a3UMhZrLV3IWwV+UPzIbba3mplqI6YQspI0M44DxNWvkV+I2ujcrdMTxy1ujcm4BcOVXGtpulQG6XfryTGT/6VBpFlioiWI1PEhXKR9sr23uf1E6w8agrkLKwohAR/BLnhrKHAymrcFyfc/ETL5QFXHXEvxu1gSR7hfpHL6ZlPnJ2xSHfrA0L0jcPFBfuVPrD5g1fToe9fdjXOvsy9Vh2NsW/mrrIfGW+4HQ== -
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"We aim to please. Will you aim too, please?"
Also reminds me of some graffiti that I saw many years ago in the (outside) gents' toilet of a pub in Yorkshire. At various heights just above the porcelain, lines were drawn with initials and dates alongside. If you looked up you could see, near the ceiling, a line marked "West Yorkshire Fire Brigade"
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@MarkHoltom ehhh fine I will accept that translation
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Pinkies up!
🧐@surdfish How do you hold it to keep pinkies up instead of just out?
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@surdfish How do you hold it to keep pinkies up instead of just out?
@Mimesatwork Very precisely, very elegantly
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Pee unmanageable
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@MarkHoltom @kinsale42 Words to live by
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@MarkHoltom @CowboyWho I get being precise, but how does pee with elegance?
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@MarkHoltom is there any other way?
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Close enough.
"Thank you for peeing into the toilet neatly"
