So. For a great many years I've wondered what it would be like to encounter a wolf while walking in the woods at night.
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Dog decided to be helpful and start a high-pitch meeping sound. This did not help my adrenaline level or whatever the chemicals bubbling about with a fight or flight response.
I was / am pretty sure wolves in Denmark don't attack adult humans. Meeeeeeping shoe-box sized dogs: not sure.
Wolf was still staring. The events in the previous five comments maybe covered half a minute.
Distance was about 25 meter (animal stood next to a distinct bush, so I just measured it from a drone photo)
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It started to daze the wolf was not just a parallelized dork-deer but an apex-thingy assessing us. Maybe as a threat or prey (dog snack?). No idea. It was clear the animal was in a very different mind-space than random deer.
Here I figured I'd better start doing the things one is advised to do with wolves: apex the apex predator.
I was already staring at it, with my headlamp. So next was mustering my white-male-energy and loudly insult the animal in order to assert dominance:
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It started to daze the wolf was not just a parallelized dork-deer but an apex-thingy assessing us. Maybe as a threat or prey (dog snack?). No idea. It was clear the animal was in a very different mind-space than random deer.
Here I figured I'd better start doing the things one is advised to do with wolves: apex the apex predator.
I was already staring at it, with my headlamp. So next was mustering my white-male-energy and loudly insult the animal in order to assert dominance:
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YOU'RE JUST A GLORIFIED POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODLE! GO AWAAAAAAAY!!!!!
(was the best I could think off, afterwards I realized RAAAAAAAAAAAAR would've been better)
The animal let out a quiet but weirdly audible low growl that fricking terrified me. No more steps towards us though.
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So. For a great many years I've wondered what it would be like to encounter a wolf while walking in the woods at night.
Now I know. It's genuinely unnerving in a manner I have never felt before while out in nature. Frankly. It was intimidating as hell.
Dog and I had an encounter with -I think- a single wolf a couple hundred meters from home.
Thread to jot down my thoughts / the events ->
@Pepijn What an experience. Such a vivid account too. Thanks for sharing this.
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YOU'RE JUST A GLORIFIED POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODLE! GO AWAAAAAAAY!!!!!
(was the best I could think off, afterwards I realized RAAAAAAAAAAAAR would've been better)
The animal let out a quiet but weirdly audible low growl that fricking terrified me. No more steps towards us though.
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As I kept on shouting and looking at the animal I backed away until the line of sight was broken.
Then I turned and walked away at a steady pace while looking towards the animals spot.
We soon hit the open fields and didn't see it again. Dog REALLY wanted to go home and pulled at the leash until we were inside.
I returned by bicycle and with more powerful flashlights to see if I could find the wolf. No luck.
Fricking terrifying. Do not recommend.
End of story.
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YOU'RE JUST A GLORIFIED POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODLE! GO AWAAAAAAAY!!!!!
(was the best I could think off, afterwards I realized RAAAAAAAAAAAAR would've been better)
The animal let out a quiet but weirdly audible low growl that fricking terrified me. No more steps towards us though.
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@Pepijn Thou shalt not underestimate poodles. The ones @jkirkendall posts about have quite different vibes than your wolf though.
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@Pepijn I am *so* envious! Sadly, we have no wolves in Scotland any longer.
@simon_brooke Not sure if you should be. It was honestly unnerving in a manner I don't remember having felt before.
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@Petermid Wel met een fiets, dat voelt veiliger.. En ze vallen denk ik echt geen volwassen mensen aan.
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As I kept on shouting and looking at the animal I backed away until the line of sight was broken.
Then I turned and walked away at a steady pace while looking towards the animals spot.
We soon hit the open fields and didn't see it again. Dog REALLY wanted to go home and pulled at the leash until we were inside.
I returned by bicycle and with more powerful flashlights to see if I could find the wolf. No luck.
Fricking terrifying. Do not recommend.
End of story.
@Pepijn cery unnerving!
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@CuriousMagpie I have a physical copy here! I remember it as book that creates a lot of emotions. I'll add it to the to-read pile again.
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@simon_brooke Not sure if you should be. It was honestly unnerving in a manner I don't remember having felt before.
Wolves are scary. We have them in our woods too, at least when we're not around they showed up on a camera feed, and it does make you reconsider a little bit if you want to have the kids playing freely out of sight.
To be clear, I also like having them in DK, but maybe not like right next to me.
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As I kept on shouting and looking at the animal I backed away until the line of sight was broken.
Then I turned and walked away at a steady pace while looking towards the animals spot.
We soon hit the open fields and didn't see it again. Dog REALLY wanted to go home and pulled at the leash until we were inside.
I returned by bicycle and with more powerful flashlights to see if I could find the wolf. No luck.
Fricking terrifying. Do not recommend.
End of story.
@Pepijn was driving home last night and pulled over for a wee, and while I stood there, about a hundred feet down the road I saw what might have been a coyote but pretty sure was also a wolf.
It was slinking across the highway away from me, so I didn't really worry, but I had a similar kind of uneasy feeling. Are there more? Are they watching me?
Very familiar stretch of highway so I was totally comfortable before I saw it, but it was a definite reminder of who owns the friggin night.
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So. For a great many years I've wondered what it would be like to encounter a wolf while walking in the woods at night.
Now I know. It's genuinely unnerving in a manner I have never felt before while out in nature. Frankly. It was intimidating as hell.
Dog and I had an encounter with -I think- a single wolf a couple hundred meters from home.
Thread to jot down my thoughts / the events ->
@Pepijn this does put a bit of a damper on our idea to get sheep and have them graze in that area.
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@Pepijn I am *so* envious! Sadly, we have no wolves in Scotland any longer.
@simon_brooke Same here. If you haven't read it, you might enjoy Jim Crumley's "The Last Wolf". https://lastwolf.co.uk/the-last-wolf/ @Pepijn
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@simon_brooke Same here. If you haven't read it, you might enjoy Jim Crumley's "The Last Wolf". https://lastwolf.co.uk/the-last-wolf/ @Pepijn
@tompearce49 Thanks, new to me but on the list.
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So. For a great many years I've wondered what it would be like to encounter a wolf while walking in the woods at night.
Now I know. It's genuinely unnerving in a manner I have never felt before while out in nature. Frankly. It was intimidating as hell.
Dog and I had an encounter with -I think- a single wolf a couple hundred meters from home.
Thread to jot down my thoughts / the events ->
@Pepijn
Wow, I’ve been really afraid of wolves since I was little and, if I’m honest, not at all happy about them “returning”
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So. For a great many years I've wondered what it would be like to encounter a wolf while walking in the woods at night.
Now I know. It's genuinely unnerving in a manner I have never felt before while out in nature. Frankly. It was intimidating as hell.
Dog and I had an encounter with -I think- a single wolf a couple hundred meters from home.
Thread to jot down my thoughts / the events ->
@Pepijn I only saw one, last year, in daylight. And this year I learned that a lair nearby was poached and pups were taken/killed. We need more wolves, even if they scare the shit out of us. BTW, here's what @szarareneta recorded tonight (a few hundred kilometres away from my place) https://mastodon.social/@szarareneta/117526476122545880
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@Pepijn I only saw one, last year, in daylight. And this year I learned that a lair nearby was poached and pups were taken/killed. We need more wolves, even if they scare the shit out of us. BTW, here's what @szarareneta recorded tonight (a few hundred kilometres away from my place) https://mastodon.social/@szarareneta/117526476122545880
@Szescstopni @Pepijn tbh I've been never afraid of the wolves even tho I meet them regularly. I am more afraid of the bears, boars, hunters and ticks
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@Szescstopni @Pepijn tbh I've been never afraid of the wolves even tho I meet them regularly. I am more afraid of the bears, boars, hunters and ticks
@Szescstopni @Pepijn and above all the worst are packs of wild dogs because they are not afraid of the humans
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@Szescstopni @Pepijn tbh I've been never afraid of the wolves even tho I meet them regularly. I am more afraid of the bears, boars, hunters and ticks
I think here in Denmark ticks are the ultimate apex predators.
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So. For a great many years I've wondered what it would be like to encounter a wolf while walking in the woods at night.
Now I know. It's genuinely unnerving in a manner I have never felt before while out in nature. Frankly. It was intimidating as hell.
Dog and I had an encounter with -I think- a single wolf a couple hundred meters from home.
Thread to jot down my thoughts / the events ->
@Pepijn Last winter, I heard two wolves howling in the middle of the night. It was so cool, but the sound also triggered that ”genuinely unnerving in a manner I have never felt before” response, as if it totally bypassed every bit of conscious human thought I’ve ever had and went straight to some primeval part of a human brain that actually belongs to a rather frightened prey animal.
