You’ve been warned, parents.
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You’ve been warned, parents.
@batkaren "I'm arresting you for attempted jazz."
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You’ve been warned, parents.
@batkaren For years I thought it was metal the parents were worried about.
Apparently they now draw the line at the smooth tones of Edward Lee Morgan.
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You’ve been warned, parents.
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You’ve been warned, parents.
@batkaren oh no! Not the Jazz!
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@ASprinkleofSage @batkaren FUN FACT: jazz is an alternative term for jizz/jism
@ASprinkleofSage @batkaren I don’t avoid women, Mandrake. But I do deny them my essence
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You’ve been warned, parents.
@batkaren the devil's music
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You’ve been warned, parents.
@batkaren Oh noooooo, not JAZZ!! EEEEEE!
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@batkaren I haven’t heard of that particular genre but murder jazz sounds like something worth listening to.
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You’ve been warned, parents.
@batkaren @trending_bot Bring me some reefers! *plays the piano at breakneck speed*
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@batkaren People underestimate the risks associated with exposing children to jazz at too early an age
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@sheislaurence @batkaren right? I could not understand her comment.
@kimlockhartga @sheislaurence @batkaren I didn't even like jazz until I hit Middle Age
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You’ve been warned, parents.
<GASP> Not Jazz!! Western Civilization is doomed!!
Now that I think about it, MORE JAZZ!
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You’ve been warned, parents.
@batkaren
So, what about https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jazz_from_Hell? Including a track called "G-Spot Tornado"?? If that's not a danger to children, what is?!
(This *instrumental* Zappa album had to wear "parental advisory" stickers exactly for that reason.
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You’ve been warned, parents.
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You’ve been warned, parents.
@batkaren Definitely a reason to let the kids not watch that one...
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You’ve been warned, parents.
At least it doesn't deal with mortgages and home finance.
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You’ve been warned, parents.
@batkaren Soon your kids might be saying things like “cat” and “skibbiddy do bop”!
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You’ve been warned, parents.
@batkaren Don't let this man corrupt your children
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@ASprinkleofSage @batkaren I don’t avoid women, Mandrake. But I do deny them my essence
@jimfl @ASprinkleofSage @batkaren Precious bodily fluids.
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You’ve been warned, parents.
@batkaren now drug use and murder i can excuse but *jazz*?
