You’ve been warned, parents.

[joejoetom@famichiki.jp]

@batkaren Oh noooooo, not JAZZ!! EEEEEE!

[joejoetom@famichiki.jp]

@sanpan @batkaren Well, there's death metal, so why not murder jazz?

[lordcaramac@discordian.social]

@batkaren @trending_bot Bring me some reefers! *plays the piano at breakneck speed*

[philleu@mastodon.social]

@jimfl @batkaren

And my father wondered why I would read from his Playboy subscription in the first grade

[apbblue@thepit.social]

@kimlockhartga @sheislaurence @batkaren I didn't even like jazz until I hit Middle Age

[ceartas@mastodon.world]

@batkaren @kimlockhartga

<GASP> Not Jazz!! Western Civilization is doomed!!

Now that I think about it, MORE JAZZ!

[lothar@social.tchncs.de]

@batkaren
So, what about https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jazz_from_Hell? Including a track called "G-Spot Tornado"?? If that's not a danger to children, what is?!

(This *instrumental* Zappa album had to wear "parental advisory" stickers exactly for that reason. )

[devonkiwi@mastodonapp.uk]

@batkaren

[elbeetoots@mastodon.nl]

@batkaren Definitely a reason to let the kids not watch that one...

[vieuxnez@mstdn.social]

@batkaren

At least it doesn't deal with mortgages and home finance.

[emersunn@beige.party]

@batkaren Soon your kids might be saying things like “cat” and “skibbiddy do bop”!

[neutrinodisaster@social.vivaldi.net]

@batkaren Don't let this man corrupt your children

[bengleason@mastodon.online]

@jimfl @ASprinkleofSage @batkaren Precious bodily fluids.

[quietworld@disabled.social]

@batkaren now drug use and murder i can excuse but *jazz*?

[ottawasteph@mstdn.ca]

@batkaren Yeah, that must be a typo of jizz.

[flicka@ohai.social]

@batkaren not jazz!

[schnedan@social.tchncs.de]

@batkaren "fun"fact

in KZ Ravensbrück the nazis killed youth which consumed jazz..