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Arthur C. Clarke: "Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic."

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  • floheinstein@chaos.socialF floheinstein@chaos.social

    Arthur C. Clarke: "Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic."

    Me: "Therefore, any sufficiently complicated technical problem is indistinguishable from a curse."

    #infosec #sysadmin #bofh

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    #28

    @FlohEinstein I fix computers and sometimes when a customer looks at me and say something like "how have you fixed that?"
    I wiggle my pen and say "just shake the magic wand abd say the magic words and it's fixed"

    Not many people laugh.

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    • floheinstein@chaos.socialF floheinstein@chaos.social

      @NathanMurdock I still strongly suspect that there is a finite amount of intelligence assigned per planet. We are already thinning it out with the number of humans. No amount of killing dolphins and apes will save us from the dwindling supply, and now we created AI... 😆

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      #29

      @FlohEinstein that is pure insight. As the population skyrockets, intelligence per capita begins to quickly degrade. We attempt emergency compensation through artificial means which serves only to exacerbate the problem. This is fully Planet of the Apes but, I'm just plug my own micro-fiction:

      https://mastodon.social/@NathanMurdock/116833545996909193

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      • floheinstein@chaos.socialF floheinstein@chaos.social

        Arthur C. Clarke: "Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic."

        Me: "Therefore, any sufficiently complicated technical problem is indistinguishable from a curse."

        #infosec #sysadmin #bofh

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        #30

        @FlohEinstein And those of us able to fix these indistinguishable problems are wizards. I guess magic is still alive and well.

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        • sonikku@techhub.socialS sonikku@techhub.social

          @hypolite @FlohEinstein was just thinking how to describe it to someone 300 years ago heh.

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          #31
          @Sonikku @FlohEinstein Fair enough, I've been jumpy recently as people have more frequently attributed thought to computers because of the newfangled natural language interface.
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          • H hypolite@friendica.mrpetovan.com
            @Sonikku @FlohEinstein Fair enough, I've been jumpy recently as people have more frequently attributed thought to computers because of the newfangled natural language interface.
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            #32

            @hypolite @FlohEinstein completely understandable.

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            • mrgrumpymonkey@mastodon.socialM mrgrumpymonkey@mastodon.social

              @FlohEinstein And those of us able to fix these indistinguishable problems are wizards. I guess magic is still alive and well.

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              #33
              @mrgrumpymonkey @FlohEinstein It's funny to me every time a fantasy author tries to rationalize magic, as there wouldn't be any wizard in such a world, but "ether engineers", "flux technicians" and "mana managers".
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              • floheinstein@chaos.socialF floheinstein@chaos.social

                Arthur C. Clarke: "Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic."

                Me: "Therefore, any sufficiently complicated technical problem is indistinguishable from a curse."

                #infosec #sysadmin #bofh

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                #34

                @FlohEinstein "It was DNS"

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                • floheinstein@chaos.socialF floheinstein@chaos.social

                  Arthur C. Clarke: "Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic."

                  Me: "Therefore, any sufficiently complicated technical problem is indistinguishable from a curse."

                  #infosec #sysadmin #bofh

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                  #35

                  @FlohEinstein
                  Any technology distinguishable from magic is insufficiently advanced.

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                  • floheinstein@chaos.socialF floheinstein@chaos.social

                    Arthur C. Clarke: "Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic."

                    Me: "Therefore, any sufficiently complicated technical problem is indistinguishable from a curse."

                    #infosec #sysadmin #bofh

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                    #36

                    @FlohEinstein I have a more (contra)positive take: "Any technology distinguishable from magic is insufficiently advanced."

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                    • floheinstein@chaos.socialF floheinstein@chaos.social

                      Arthur C. Clarke: "Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic."

                      Me: "Therefore, any sufficiently complicated technical problem is indistinguishable from a curse."

                      #infosec #sysadmin #bofh

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                      #37

                      @FlohEinstein Generative systems are necromancy.

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                      • floheinstein@chaos.socialF floheinstein@chaos.social

                        Arthur C. Clarke: "Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic."

                        Me: "Therefore, any sufficiently complicated technical problem is indistinguishable from a curse."

                        #infosec #sysadmin #bofh

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                        #38

                        @FlohEinstein aka printers.

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                        • anderesu@masto.esA anderesu@masto.es

                          @FlohEinstein la maldición de las impresoras

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                          #39

                          @anderesu

                          Como solía decir mi hermana: "La maldad intrínseca de los objetos inanimados".

                          @FlohEinstein

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                          • floheinstein@chaos.socialF floheinstein@chaos.social

                            Arthur C. Clarke: "Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic."

                            Me: "Therefore, any sufficiently complicated technical problem is indistinguishable from a curse."

                            #infosec #sysadmin #bofh

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                            #40

                            @FlohEinstein

                            That is beautiful and way too true and is going into my quotes file.

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                            • floheinstein@chaos.socialF floheinstein@chaos.social

                              Arthur C. Clarke: "Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic."

                              Me: "Therefore, any sufficiently complicated technical problem is indistinguishable from a curse."

                              #infosec #sysadmin #bofh

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                              #41

                              @FlohEinstein My god.

                              That's *deep*.

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                              • floheinstein@chaos.socialF floheinstein@chaos.social

                                Arthur C. Clarke: "Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic."

                                Me: "Therefore, any sufficiently complicated technical problem is indistinguishable from a curse."

                                #infosec #sysadmin #bofh

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                                #42

                                @FlohEinstein YES

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                                • floheinstein@chaos.socialF floheinstein@chaos.social

                                  Arthur C. Clarke: "Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic."

                                  Me: "Therefore, any sufficiently complicated technical problem is indistinguishable from a curse."

                                  #infosec #sysadmin #bofh

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                                  #43

                                  @FlohEinstein A probably-misremembered quote of an old IBM engineer: "Of course I believe in miracles. Without them, computers wouldn't work at all."

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                                  • floheinstein@chaos.socialF floheinstein@chaos.social

                                    Arthur C. Clarke: "Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic."

                                    Me: "Therefore, any sufficiently complicated technical problem is indistinguishable from a curse."

                                    #infosec #sysadmin #bofh

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                                    #44

                                    @FlohEinstein See mysterious physical and mental ailments, biology and psychology being the ultimate complex systems (although economics is also a contender).

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                                    • floheinstein@chaos.socialF floheinstein@chaos.social

                                      @drwho of course, my utterings are CC-BY-SA 😄

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                                      #45

                                      @FlohEinstein Thank you kindly.

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                                      • drwho@masto.hackers.townD drwho@masto.hackers.town

                                        @FlohEinstein Thank you kindly.

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                                        #46

                                        @drwho how could I say no to the Doctor? 😊

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