If SQL is pronounced "sequel" then surely DNS is pronounced "Dennis"?

[dm_ronin@mstdn.social]

@bloor actually, considering how DNS works, it should be pronounced as "Donos"

(joke explanation: it's russian for "snitching", "denunciation")

[coreysnipes@hachyderm.io]

@lattera @bloor @jimsalter that's where I was headed

[biglinter@mastodon.social]

@bloor well, we put salt into our hash before ... we smoke it?

things that happen if half of your cybersecurity community are potheads

[jtonline@mastodon.me.uk]

@IvanSanchez @bloor definitely a menace!

[a1ba@suya.place]

@bloor it's always Dennis

[lanodan@queer.hacktivis.me]

@g @neil @bloor Or ASS when it's a bad font.

[neil@mastodon.neilzone.co.uk]

@lanodan @bloor @g

(I was anticipating "arse", fwiw!)

[neil@mastodon.neilzone.co.uk]

@lanodan @bloor @g

Which, I should say, is a sentence that I would prefer not to be taken out of context!

[patnat@social.tchncs.de]

@bloor as ZFS is pronounced Zeffus

[borisschapira@framapiaf.org]

@bloor JSON agrees.

[me_@sueden.social]

@bloor ...and TCP is "teacup"?

[a1ba@suya.place]

@lanodan @bloor @g @neil ASS is reserved for subtitles

[monkey@greatape.casa]

@bloor go to hell

[thollief@stereophonic.space]

@bloor Could be "Denise", and the letters match the acronym better than "Dennis".

[jimsalter@fosstodon.org]

@lattera @bloor it's the leanest, the meanest.

[g@irrelephant.co]

@neil @lanodan @bloor

[robinadams@mathstodon.xyz]

@bloor I cannot read SQL as anything but "squirrel"

PostgreSQL is "post grey squirrel"

[di@patashnik.club]

@bloor @Revertron
rtfm
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SQL

[jo@noavailabledisk.space]

@clarfonthey @bloor Still waiting for the RGNTs, though.

[frawst@fedi.fraw.st]

@bloor@bloor.tw DNS and JSON, my favourite gay couple