What is the best surface to print Dad jokes on?
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@evan Please help me pay my university tuition fees and complete my semester registration so that I can continue my studies and fulfill my father’s dream of seeing me become a nurse.Education is my only hope and my path toward building a better future. Every bit of support, no matter how small, can help me
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@evan I was going to say BBQ apron, but then I remembered all the mornings at my in-laws' when I've been drinking coffee from the "Namaste in bed" mug and the internal groaning is an engine that gives me strength for the day.
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@evan
Dear brother ,
I have asked you for help many times, but you still haven’t been able to help me. Please, I’m asking you not to ignore me or my family. Look at us with compassion and mercy. We are going through an incredibly difficult time, and even a small donation from you could bring us relief and give my family a little hope.
Please, brother , don’t turn away from us. If you can help us today, I would be deeply grateful. -
@evan I was going to say BBQ apron, but then I remembered all the mornings at my in-laws' when I've been drinking coffee from the "Namaste in bed" mug and the internal groaning is an engine that gives me strength for the day.
@carrideen this one took me a while
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@evan underwear, so there's something else to laugh at
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The fediverse
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@danso lol
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@evan I voted other: condom packs are a great place for them
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@evan I like to fold little paper jumping frogs, which I hide in stuff my son is likely to happen across. I write the joke on their back and the punchline inside. (e.g. https://origami.org/origami-jumping-frog/)
