I’m not playing hard to get, it's just that I’m super slimy and really difficult to grab onto.

[alice@beige.party]

I’m not playing hard to get, it's just that I’m super slimy and really difficult to grab onto.

[medeavanamonde@beige.party]

@Alice silicon oil is just as slippery and biologically neutral

[duchessofsnork@musicians.today]

@Alice Is this charades? Are you the reflecting pool?

[burn_this_@beige.party]

@Alice
I'm not playing hard to get, I really am that awful

[quinn@social.circl.lu]

@Alice that's why I carry a net.

[bloognoo@retro.pizza]

@Alice I just know you're worth developing Van Der Wals based grip for

[tectonic@mstdn.ca]

@Alice I you want to be "got" you could maybe try rolling in sand?

[bransonturner@mastodon.social]

@Alice you are playing hard to get; i am slathering myself in vaseline and baby oil. We are not the same.

[amiserabilist@beige.party]

@Alice

has trump tried to renovate you?

[nosirrahsec@infosec.exchange]

@Alice I don't play hard to get, I'm hard to keep. The fuck is that shit?

[tanyakaroli@expressional.social]

@Alice so you are the green algae in the reflecting pool?? Good job!