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  • owent@mastodon.socialO owent@mastodon.social

    @alicemcalicepants @nullcolaship @davidtheeviloverlord @cstross

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    #31

    @owent
    Soup adverts all over again.
    @alicemcalicepants @nullcolaship @davidtheeviloverlord @cstross

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    • owent@mastodon.socialO owent@mastodon.social

      @alicemcalicepants @nullcolaship @davidtheeviloverlord @cstross

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      #32

      @owent @alicemcalicepants @nullcolaship @davidtheeviloverlord @cstross

      May I assume that instead of dollars the bill was payed in puppetars?

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      • owent@mastodon.socialO owent@mastodon.social

        @alicemcalicepants @nullcolaship @davidtheeviloverlord @cstross

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        #33

        @owent @alicemcalicepants @nullcolaship @davidtheeviloverlord @cstross

        No no no; "trousers" are plural, so the next line should be "Are they going to fall down?"

        <Cue custard pie fight>

        <Ahem>

        Sorry. 3:O(>

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        • towo@chaos.socialT towo@chaos.social

          @cstross
          The good old "dawizard" from D&D comes to mind.
          Hint for the unitiated: 4d6 dawizard.

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          #34

          @towo @cstross

          Has anyone yet managed to parbreastion a disk?

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          • towo@chaos.socialT towo@chaos.social

            @cstross
            The good old "dawizard" from D&D comes to mind.
            Hint for the unitiated: 4d6 dawizard.

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            #35

            @towo @cstross mixing this with the scunthorpe problem can lead to some amusement, such as buttbuttinating someone.

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            • cstross@wandering.shopC cstross@wandering.shop

              #WritersCoffeeClub Apr 24 Share a silly mistake you've made while writing.

              Character name changes. If for some reason you change the name of a character you *really* need to double-check that it's changed *everywhere*. Hint: regular expressions and global *conditional* search/replace are your tools. Also how to manage word stemming with regexps. Then triple-check *everything*. Otherwise—guaranteed—you'll flip a character's name in one paragraph and the internet will never let you forget it!

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              #36

              @cstross

              I think the canonical example was a US newspaper - the New York Times, possibly - stating that the economy was "back in the African-American."

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              • towo@chaos.socialT towo@chaos.social

                @cstross
                The good old "dawizard" from D&D comes to mind.
                Hint for the unitiated: 4d6 dawizard.

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                #37

                @towo @cstross different, but not unrelated to the s****horpe problem.

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                • cstross@wandering.shopC cstross@wandering.shop

                  #WritersCoffeeClub Apr 24 Share a silly mistake you've made while writing.

                  Character name changes. If for some reason you change the name of a character you *really* need to double-check that it's changed *everywhere*. Hint: regular expressions and global *conditional* search/replace are your tools. Also how to manage word stemming with regexps. Then triple-check *everything*. Otherwise—guaranteed—you'll flip a character's name in one paragraph and the internet will never let you forget it!

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                  #38

                  @cstross Always check for the word boundaries 😅

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                  • owent@mastodon.socialO owent@mastodon.social

                    @alicemcalicepants @nullcolaship @davidtheeviloverlord @cstross

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                    #39

                    @owent @alicemcalicepants @nullcolaship @davidtheeviloverlord @cstross Is there any course for refrock?

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                    • owent@mastodon.socialO owent@mastodon.social

                      @alicemcalicepants @nullcolaship @davidtheeviloverlord @cstross

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                      #40

                      @owent @alicemcalicepants @nullcolaship @davidtheeviloverlord @cstross "buttbuttination of the ambbuttador"…

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                      • owent@mastodon.socialO owent@mastodon.social

                        @alicemcalicepants @nullcolaship @davidtheeviloverlord @cstross

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                        #41

                        @owent That’s it, I’m calling the things covering my legs occutrousers from now on.

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                        • blotosmetek@circumstances.runB blotosmetek@circumstances.run

                          @owent @alicemcalicepants @nullcolaship @davidtheeviloverlord @cstross "buttbuttination of the ambbuttador"…

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                          #42

                          @blotosmetek @owent @alicemcalicepants @nullcolaship @davidtheeviloverlord @cstross I heard about the book that replaced "mage" with Wizard" and someone ended up gazing at a painted iwizard...

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                          • owent@mastodon.socialO owent@mastodon.social

                            @alicemcalicepants @nullcolaship @davidtheeviloverlord @cstross

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                            #43

                            @owent @alicemcalicepants @nullcolaship @davidtheeviloverlord @cstross Blimey!

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                            • gavin57@toot.walesG gavin57@toot.wales

                              @owent That’s it, I’m calling the things covering my legs occutrousers from now on.

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                              #44

                              @gavin57 @owent Gavin, umm Nigel is looking for you.. just saying..

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                              • fratm@mastodon.socialF fratm@mastodon.social

                                @gavin57 @owent Gavin, umm Nigel is looking for you.. just saying..

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                                #45

                                @Fratm @owent Nigel? Sorry, it's late, that went right over my head.

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                                • towo@chaos.socialT towo@chaos.social

                                  @cstross
                                  The good old "dawizard" from D&D comes to mind.
                                  Hint for the unitiated: 4d6 dawizard.

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                                  #46

                                  @towo@chaos.social @cstross@wandering.shop wait, it's 4 d6?

                                  I've been having them roll 40 6!

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                                  • retreival9096@hachyderm.ioR retreival9096@hachyderm.io

                                    @owent @alicemcalicepants @nullcolaship @davidtheeviloverlord @cstross

                                    I get the impression that occutrousers are a good thing, at least in this case. Though I can imagine that if different occutrousers replaced these it would be very bad.

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                                    #47

                                    @Retreival9096 @owent @alicemcalicepants @nullcolaship @cstross

                                    Occutrousers are what the well-dressed octopus gentleman wears.

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                                    • owent@mastodon.socialO owent@mastodon.social

                                      @alicemcalicepants @nullcolaship @davidtheeviloverlord @cstross

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                                      #48

                                      @owent @alicemcalicepants @nullcolaship @davidtheeviloverlord @cstross
                                      It's only slightly annoying when unoccutrousers fall down, but mortifying when one's occutrousers fall down.

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                                      • dragonfrog@mastodon.sdf.orgD dragonfrog@mastodon.sdf.org

                                        @owent @alicemcalicepants @nullcolaship @davidtheeviloverlord @cstross
                                        It's only slightly annoying when unoccutrousers fall down, but mortifying when one's occutrousers fall down.

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                                        #49

                                        @dragonfrog @owent @alicemcalicepants @nullcolaship @cstross

                                        If an octopus gentleman's occutrousers fall down, everyone can see his tentacles!

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                                        • robparsons@mastodon.socialR robparsons@mastodon.social

                                          @alicemcalicepants @nullcolaship @davidtheeviloverlord @cstross yu. I changed a character's name from Roy to Fred, and had him sailing up the Channel in a destfreder.

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                                          #50

                                          @robparsons @alicemcalicepants @nullcolaship @davidtheeviloverlord @cstross And this is how a certain right-wing newspaper came to run an article about the American athlete, Tyson Homosexual.

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