Guess what I learned today?
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@deviantollam chimney sees you when you're sleeping, it knows when you're awake...
@alice @deviantollam does it count if I'm trying to sleep?
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@deviantollam My head went straight to this classic Gary Larson cartoon: https://www.facebook.com/yourcomicfun/posts/the-far-side-by-gary-larson-comicbook-thefarside-garylarson-farsidecomics-farsid/465147259438942/
@mattblaze hah
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Guess what I learned today?
At exactly 7:24 in the morning, the sunlight this time of year is at an angle such that it streams across a chimney roof some distance away and casts this shadow on my window.
🪟My third story window.
Please imagine the level at which my brain is (or is not) functioning at 7:24 in the morning. Then imagine my reaction.
Fortunately, this did NOT result in a load of buckshot being blasted through these mini blinds and in the general direction of a building 20 yards away.
@deviantollam
I feel like this would pair perfectly with the X-files whistle.Or ambiguous knocking...
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@deviantollam OMG I feel sorry for your poor undershorts.
@NF6X heh, I was immediately out of bed, so I was in full Winnie the Pooh mode
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@deviantollam I thought I'd spilt some white paint on my staircase and was having a real problem cleaning it off when I realised it was the sun shining thru a window and then thru the stair railing that was making the carpet brighter
@cymplecy hahaha I can see that happening
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@ThePolishDispatch hah, indeed
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Guess what I learned today?
At exactly 7:24 in the morning, the sunlight this time of year is at an angle such that it streams across a chimney roof some distance away and casts this shadow on my window.
🪟My third story window.
Please imagine the level at which my brain is (or is not) functioning at 7:24 in the morning. Then imagine my reaction.
Fortunately, this did NOT result in a load of buckshot being blasted through these mini blinds and in the general direction of a building 20 yards away.
@deviantollam I just spray laughed coffee all over my phone, so some good has come from it.
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@NF6X heh, I was immediately out of bed, so I was in full Winnie the Pooh mode
️@deviantollam TMI, man!
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@alice @deviantollam does it count if I'm trying to sleep?
@rallias no, but it wishes you good luck trying...
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Guess what I learned today?
At exactly 7:24 in the morning, the sunlight this time of year is at an angle such that it streams across a chimney roof some distance away and casts this shadow on my window.
🪟My third story window.
Please imagine the level at which my brain is (or is not) functioning at 7:24 in the morning. Then imagine my reaction.
Fortunately, this did NOT result in a load of buckshot being blasted through these mini blinds and in the general direction of a building 20 yards away.
@deviantollam how 6’8” people think they look:
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@deviantollam chimney sees you when you're sleeping, it knows when you're awake...
@alice it knows that I've been bad and good
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@alice it knows that I've been bad and good
@deviantollam you, bad? My goodness' sake! 🫢
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@deviantollam you, bad? My goodness' sake! 🫢
@alice @deviantollam well this comment chain is a clean sweep
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Guess what I learned today?
At exactly 7:24 in the morning, the sunlight this time of year is at an angle such that it streams across a chimney roof some distance away and casts this shadow on my window.
🪟My third story window.
Please imagine the level at which my brain is (or is not) functioning at 7:24 in the morning. Then imagine my reaction.
Fortunately, this did NOT result in a load of buckshot being blasted through these mini blinds and in the general direction of a building 20 yards away.
@deviantollam INVITE IT IN
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Guess what I learned today?
At exactly 7:24 in the morning, the sunlight this time of year is at an angle such that it streams across a chimney roof some distance away and casts this shadow on my window.
🪟My third story window.
Please imagine the level at which my brain is (or is not) functioning at 7:24 in the morning. Then imagine my reaction.
Fortunately, this did NOT result in a load of buckshot being blasted through these mini blinds and in the general direction of a building 20 yards away.
@deviantollam always positively identify the target before pulling the trigger.Good work!
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Guess what I learned today?
At exactly 7:24 in the morning, the sunlight this time of year is at an angle such that it streams across a chimney roof some distance away and casts this shadow on my window.
🪟My third story window.
Please imagine the level at which my brain is (or is not) functioning at 7:24 in the morning. Then imagine my reaction.
Fortunately, this did NOT result in a load of buckshot being blasted through these mini blinds and in the general direction of a building 20 yards away.
creeper chimney
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Guess what I learned today?
At exactly 7:24 in the morning, the sunlight this time of year is at an angle such that it streams across a chimney roof some distance away and casts this shadow on my window.
🪟My third story window.
Please imagine the level at which my brain is (or is not) functioning at 7:24 in the morning. Then imagine my reaction.
Fortunately, this did NOT result in a load of buckshot being blasted through these mini blinds and in the general direction of a building 20 yards away.
@deviantollam omg!!!!!!!
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Guess what I learned today?
At exactly 7:24 in the morning, the sunlight this time of year is at an angle such that it streams across a chimney roof some distance away and casts this shadow on my window.
🪟My third story window.
Please imagine the level at which my brain is (or is not) functioning at 7:24 in the morning. Then imagine my reaction.
Fortunately, this did NOT result in a load of buckshot being blasted through these mini blinds and in the general direction of a building 20 yards away.
@deviantollam how did you find out though
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@coolcalmcollected @deviantollam i wonder what it was like walking out of the theater after this craziness
@sidewayshighways @deviantollam
I was happy I had parked my car under a street lamp. I don't normally get the willies from horror movies but that one got me. especially the end. the guy just standing there not moving was creepier than anything else he could've done
