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  • nf6x@oldbytes.spaceN nf6x@oldbytes.space

    @deviantollam OMG I feel sorry for your poor undershorts.

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    #24

    @NF6X heh, I was immediately out of bed, so I was in full Winnie the Pooh mode

    ✔️👕
    🚫👖

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    • cymplecy@fosstodon.orgC cymplecy@fosstodon.org

      @deviantollam I thought I'd spilt some white paint on my staircase and was having a real problem cleaning it off when I realised it was the sun shining thru a window and then thru the stair railing that was making the carpet brighter

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      #25

      @cymplecy hahaha I can see that happening 😄

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      • thepolishdispatch@mstdn.socialT thepolishdispatch@mstdn.social

        @deviantollam

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        #26

        @ThePolishDispatch hah, indeed

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        • deviantollam@defcon.socialD deviantollam@defcon.social

          Guess what I learned today?

          At exactly 7:24 in the morning, the sunlight this time of year is at an angle such that it streams across a chimney roof some distance away and casts this shadow on my window. 👤🪟

          My third story window.

          Please imagine the level at which my brain is (or is not) functioning at 7:24 in the morning. Then imagine my reaction.

          Fortunately, this did NOT result in a load of buckshot being blasted through these mini blinds and in the general direction of a building 20 yards away. 😂

          bumblefish@mastodon.scotB This user is from outside of this forum
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          #27

          @deviantollam I just spray laughed coffee all over my phone, so some good has come from it.

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          • deviantollam@defcon.socialD deviantollam@defcon.social

            @NF6X heh, I was immediately out of bed, so I was in full Winnie the Pooh mode

            ✔️👕
            🚫👖

            nf6x@oldbytes.spaceN This user is from outside of this forum
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            #28

            @deviantollam TMI, man! 🤣

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            • rallias@hax.socialR rallias@hax.social

              @alice @deviantollam does it count if I'm trying to sleep?

              alice@lgbtqia.spaceA This user is from outside of this forum
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              #29

              @rallias no, but it wishes you good luck trying...

              @deviantollam

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              • deviantollam@defcon.socialD deviantollam@defcon.social

                Guess what I learned today?

                At exactly 7:24 in the morning, the sunlight this time of year is at an angle such that it streams across a chimney roof some distance away and casts this shadow on my window. 👤🪟

                My third story window.

                Please imagine the level at which my brain is (or is not) functioning at 7:24 in the morning. Then imagine my reaction.

                Fortunately, this did NOT result in a load of buckshot being blasted through these mini blinds and in the general direction of a building 20 yards away. 😂

                groupnebula563@mastodon.socialG This user is from outside of this forum
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                #30

                @deviantollam how 6’8” people think they look:

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                • alice@lgbtqia.spaceA alice@lgbtqia.space

                  @deviantollam chimney sees you when you're sleeping, it knows when you're awake...

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                  #31

                  @alice it knows that I've been bad and good 😄

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                  • deviantollam@defcon.socialD deviantollam@defcon.social

                    @alice it knows that I've been bad and good 😄

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                    #32

                    @deviantollam you, bad? My goodness' sake! 🫢

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                    • alice@lgbtqia.spaceA alice@lgbtqia.space

                      @deviantollam you, bad? My goodness' sake! 🫢

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                      #33

                      @alice @deviantollam well this comment chain is a clean sweep

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                      • deviantollam@defcon.socialD deviantollam@defcon.social

                        Guess what I learned today?

                        At exactly 7:24 in the morning, the sunlight this time of year is at an angle such that it streams across a chimney roof some distance away and casts this shadow on my window. 👤🪟

                        My third story window.

                        Please imagine the level at which my brain is (or is not) functioning at 7:24 in the morning. Then imagine my reaction.

                        Fortunately, this did NOT result in a load of buckshot being blasted through these mini blinds and in the general direction of a building 20 yards away. 😂

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                        #34

                        @deviantollam INVITE IT IN

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                        • deviantollam@defcon.socialD deviantollam@defcon.social

                          Guess what I learned today?

                          At exactly 7:24 in the morning, the sunlight this time of year is at an angle such that it streams across a chimney roof some distance away and casts this shadow on my window. 👤🪟

                          My third story window.

                          Please imagine the level at which my brain is (or is not) functioning at 7:24 in the morning. Then imagine my reaction.

                          Fortunately, this did NOT result in a load of buckshot being blasted through these mini blinds and in the general direction of a building 20 yards away. 😂

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                          #35

                          @deviantollam always positively identify the target before pulling the trigger.Good work!

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                          • deviantollam@defcon.socialD deviantollam@defcon.social

                            Guess what I learned today?

                            At exactly 7:24 in the morning, the sunlight this time of year is at an angle such that it streams across a chimney roof some distance away and casts this shadow on my window. 👤🪟

                            My third story window.

                            Please imagine the level at which my brain is (or is not) functioning at 7:24 in the morning. Then imagine my reaction.

                            Fortunately, this did NOT result in a load of buckshot being blasted through these mini blinds and in the general direction of a building 20 yards away. 😂

                            benroyce@mastodon.socialB This user is from outside of this forum
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                            #36

                            @deviantollam

                            creeper chimney

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                            • deviantollam@defcon.socialD deviantollam@defcon.social

                              Guess what I learned today?

                              At exactly 7:24 in the morning, the sunlight this time of year is at an angle such that it streams across a chimney roof some distance away and casts this shadow on my window. 👤🪟

                              My third story window.

                              Please imagine the level at which my brain is (or is not) functioning at 7:24 in the morning. Then imagine my reaction.

                              Fortunately, this did NOT result in a load of buckshot being blasted through these mini blinds and in the general direction of a building 20 yards away. 😂

                              lizette603_23@mastodon.socialL This user is from outside of this forum
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                              #37

                              @deviantollam omg!!!!!!!

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                              • deviantollam@defcon.socialD deviantollam@defcon.social

                                Guess what I learned today?

                                At exactly 7:24 in the morning, the sunlight this time of year is at an angle such that it streams across a chimney roof some distance away and casts this shadow on my window. 👤🪟

                                My third story window.

                                Please imagine the level at which my brain is (or is not) functioning at 7:24 in the morning. Then imagine my reaction.

                                Fortunately, this did NOT result in a load of buckshot being blasted through these mini blinds and in the general direction of a building 20 yards away. 😂

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                                #38

                                @deviantollam how did you find out though 😅

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                                • sidewayshighways@im-in.spaceS sidewayshighways@im-in.space

                                  @coolcalmcollected @deviantollam i wonder what it was like walking out of the theater after this craziness

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                                  #39

                                  @sidewayshighways @deviantollam

                                  I was happy I had parked my car under a street lamp. I don't normally get the willies from horror movies but that one got me. especially the end. the guy just standing there not moving was creepier than anything else he could've done

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                                    #40

                                    @bougiewonderland @deviantollam

                                    😆

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                                    • deviantollam@defcon.socialD deviantollam@defcon.social

                                      Guess what I learned today?

                                      At exactly 7:24 in the morning, the sunlight this time of year is at an angle such that it streams across a chimney roof some distance away and casts this shadow on my window. 👤🪟

                                      My third story window.

                                      Please imagine the level at which my brain is (or is not) functioning at 7:24 in the morning. Then imagine my reaction.

                                      Fortunately, this did NOT result in a load of buckshot being blasted through these mini blinds and in the general direction of a building 20 yards away. 😂

                                      xs4me2@mastodon.socialX This user is from outside of this forum
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                                      #41

                                      @deviantollam

                                      Eerie…

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