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Guess what I learned today?

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  • cymplecy@fosstodon.orgC cymplecy@fosstodon.org

    @deviantollam I thought I'd spilt some white paint on my staircase and was having a real problem cleaning it off when I realised it was the sun shining thru a window and then thru the stair railing that was making the carpet brighter

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    #25

    @cymplecy hahaha I can see that happening 😄

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    • thepolishdispatch@mstdn.socialT thepolishdispatch@mstdn.social

      @deviantollam

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      #26

      @ThePolishDispatch hah, indeed

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      • deviantollam@defcon.socialD deviantollam@defcon.social

        Guess what I learned today?

        At exactly 7:24 in the morning, the sunlight this time of year is at an angle such that it streams across a chimney roof some distance away and casts this shadow on my window. 👤🪟

        My third story window.

        Please imagine the level at which my brain is (or is not) functioning at 7:24 in the morning. Then imagine my reaction.

        Fortunately, this did NOT result in a load of buckshot being blasted through these mini blinds and in the general direction of a building 20 yards away. 😂

        bumblefish@mastodon.scotB This user is from outside of this forum
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        #27

        @deviantollam I just spray laughed coffee all over my phone, so some good has come from it.

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        • deviantollam@defcon.socialD deviantollam@defcon.social

          @NF6X heh, I was immediately out of bed, so I was in full Winnie the Pooh mode

          ✔️👕
          🚫👖

          nf6x@oldbytes.spaceN This user is from outside of this forum
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          #28

          @deviantollam TMI, man! 🤣

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          • rallias@hax.socialR rallias@hax.social

            @alice @deviantollam does it count if I'm trying to sleep?

            alice@lgbtqia.spaceA This user is from outside of this forum
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            #29

            @rallias no, but it wishes you good luck trying...

            @deviantollam

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            • deviantollam@defcon.socialD deviantollam@defcon.social

              Guess what I learned today?

              At exactly 7:24 in the morning, the sunlight this time of year is at an angle such that it streams across a chimney roof some distance away and casts this shadow on my window. 👤🪟

              My third story window.

              Please imagine the level at which my brain is (or is not) functioning at 7:24 in the morning. Then imagine my reaction.

              Fortunately, this did NOT result in a load of buckshot being blasted through these mini blinds and in the general direction of a building 20 yards away. 😂

              groupnebula563@mastodon.socialG This user is from outside of this forum
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              #30

              @deviantollam how 6’8” people think they look:

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              • alice@lgbtqia.spaceA alice@lgbtqia.space

                @deviantollam chimney sees you when you're sleeping, it knows when you're awake...

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                #31

                @alice it knows that I've been bad and good 😄

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                • deviantollam@defcon.socialD deviantollam@defcon.social

                  @alice it knows that I've been bad and good 😄

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                  #32

                  @deviantollam you, bad? My goodness' sake! 🫢

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                  • alice@lgbtqia.spaceA alice@lgbtqia.space

                    @deviantollam you, bad? My goodness' sake! 🫢

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                    #33

                    @alice @deviantollam well this comment chain is a clean sweep

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                    • deviantollam@defcon.socialD deviantollam@defcon.social

                      Guess what I learned today?

                      At exactly 7:24 in the morning, the sunlight this time of year is at an angle such that it streams across a chimney roof some distance away and casts this shadow on my window. 👤🪟

                      My third story window.

                      Please imagine the level at which my brain is (or is not) functioning at 7:24 in the morning. Then imagine my reaction.

                      Fortunately, this did NOT result in a load of buckshot being blasted through these mini blinds and in the general direction of a building 20 yards away. 😂

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                      #34

                      @deviantollam INVITE IT IN

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                      • deviantollam@defcon.socialD deviantollam@defcon.social

                        Guess what I learned today?

                        At exactly 7:24 in the morning, the sunlight this time of year is at an angle such that it streams across a chimney roof some distance away and casts this shadow on my window. 👤🪟

                        My third story window.

                        Please imagine the level at which my brain is (or is not) functioning at 7:24 in the morning. Then imagine my reaction.

                        Fortunately, this did NOT result in a load of buckshot being blasted through these mini blinds and in the general direction of a building 20 yards away. 😂

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                        #35

                        @deviantollam always positively identify the target before pulling the trigger.Good work!

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                        • deviantollam@defcon.socialD deviantollam@defcon.social

                          Guess what I learned today?

                          At exactly 7:24 in the morning, the sunlight this time of year is at an angle such that it streams across a chimney roof some distance away and casts this shadow on my window. 👤🪟

                          My third story window.

                          Please imagine the level at which my brain is (or is not) functioning at 7:24 in the morning. Then imagine my reaction.

                          Fortunately, this did NOT result in a load of buckshot being blasted through these mini blinds and in the general direction of a building 20 yards away. 😂

                          benroyce@mastodon.socialB This user is from outside of this forum
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                          #36

                          @deviantollam

                          creeper chimney

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                          • deviantollam@defcon.socialD deviantollam@defcon.social

                            Guess what I learned today?

                            At exactly 7:24 in the morning, the sunlight this time of year is at an angle such that it streams across a chimney roof some distance away and casts this shadow on my window. 👤🪟

                            My third story window.

                            Please imagine the level at which my brain is (or is not) functioning at 7:24 in the morning. Then imagine my reaction.

                            Fortunately, this did NOT result in a load of buckshot being blasted through these mini blinds and in the general direction of a building 20 yards away. 😂

                            lizette603_23@mastodon.socialL This user is from outside of this forum
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                            #37

                            @deviantollam omg!!!!!!!

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                            • deviantollam@defcon.socialD deviantollam@defcon.social

                              Guess what I learned today?

                              At exactly 7:24 in the morning, the sunlight this time of year is at an angle such that it streams across a chimney roof some distance away and casts this shadow on my window. 👤🪟

                              My third story window.

                              Please imagine the level at which my brain is (or is not) functioning at 7:24 in the morning. Then imagine my reaction.

                              Fortunately, this did NOT result in a load of buckshot being blasted through these mini blinds and in the general direction of a building 20 yards away. 😂

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                              #38

                              @deviantollam how did you find out though 😅

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                              • sidewayshighways@im-in.spaceS sidewayshighways@im-in.space

                                @coolcalmcollected @deviantollam i wonder what it was like walking out of the theater after this craziness

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                                #39

                                @sidewayshighways @deviantollam

                                I was happy I had parked my car under a street lamp. I don't normally get the willies from horror movies but that one got me. especially the end. the guy just standing there not moving was creepier than anything else he could've done

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                                  #40

                                  @bougiewonderland @deviantollam

                                  😆

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                                  • deviantollam@defcon.socialD deviantollam@defcon.social

                                    Guess what I learned today?

                                    At exactly 7:24 in the morning, the sunlight this time of year is at an angle such that it streams across a chimney roof some distance away and casts this shadow on my window. 👤🪟

                                    My third story window.

                                    Please imagine the level at which my brain is (or is not) functioning at 7:24 in the morning. Then imagine my reaction.

                                    Fortunately, this did NOT result in a load of buckshot being blasted through these mini blinds and in the general direction of a building 20 yards away. 😂

                                    xs4me2@mastodon.socialX This user is from outside of this forum
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                                    #41

                                    @deviantollam

                                    Eerie…

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