Before the entrance to the superhero academy, the boys compared powers.
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"...Pocket-m-a-a-a-n, Pocketman." "And I think it's gonna be a long, long time
Till pockets disappear from all my clothes
He is the man upon whom we all trust
Oh yes, yes, yes...He's the Pocketman."
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Before the entrance to the superhero academy, the boys compared powers.
"What do you do?"
"Er..."
"C'mon, spill!"
"I can add pockets."
"Like, interdimensional?"
"No, just normal, usable pockets. To any garment, matching any material."
"What use is that?"
"If I can help anyone I'd be happy."
@MicroSFF the hero every woman needs
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Before the entrance to the superhero academy, the boys compared powers.
"What do you do?"
"Er..."
"C'mon, spill!"
"I can add pockets."
"Like, interdimensional?"
"No, just normal, usable pockets. To any garment, matching any material."
"What use is that?"
"If I can help anyone I'd be happy."
@MicroSFF WOMEN THE WORLD OVER WILL PRAISE HIS NAME.
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@MicroSFF if that Boy likes dating girls, he is never, ever, not gonna have a girlfriend ! ,
I saw your comment before the original story, thinking it might be some lewd joke. The actual story power is much, much better.
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Before the entrance to the superhero academy, the boys compared powers.
"What do you do?"
"Er..."
"C'mon, spill!"
"I can add pockets."
"Like, interdimensional?"
"No, just normal, usable pockets. To any garment, matching any material."
"What use is that?"
"If I can help anyone I'd be happy."
@MicroSFF L A year or two later, the pocket making boy was the most popular kid in school, at least with the girls.
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Before the entrance to the superhero academy, the boys compared powers.
"What do you do?"
"Er..."
"C'mon, spill!"
"I can add pockets."
"Like, interdimensional?"
"No, just normal, usable pockets. To any garment, matching any material."
"What use is that?"
"If I can help anyone I'd be happy."
beats the hell outta my superpower: glancing at the clock at precisely 12:34.
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Before the entrance to the superhero academy, the boys compared powers.
"What do you do?"
"Er..."
"C'mon, spill!"
"I can add pockets."
"Like, interdimensional?"
"No, just normal, usable pockets. To any garment, matching any material."
"What use is that?"
"If I can help anyone I'd be happy."
@MicroSFF @CuriousMagpie half the population just gasped
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Before the entrance to the superhero academy, the boys compared powers.
"What do you do?"
"Er..."
"C'mon, spill!"
"I can add pockets."
"Like, interdimensional?"
"No, just normal, usable pockets. To any garment, matching any material."
"What use is that?"
"If I can help anyone I'd be happy."
Methinks the girls would be a lot more appreciative…!
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Before the entrance to the superhero academy, the boys compared powers.
"What do you do?"
"Er..."
"C'mon, spill!"
"I can add pockets."
"Like, interdimensional?"
"No, just normal, usable pockets. To any garment, matching any material."
"What use is that?"
"If I can help anyone I'd be happy."
@MicroSFF reminds me of this one https://mastodon.art/@MicroSFF/115945463568202841
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Before the entrance to the superhero academy, the boys compared powers.
"What do you do?"
"Er..."
"C'mon, spill!"
"I can add pockets."
"Like, interdimensional?"
"No, just normal, usable pockets. To any garment, matching any material."
"What use is that?"
"If I can help anyone I'd be happy."
@MicroSFF
My hero 🤩
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Before the entrance to the superhero academy, the boys compared powers.
"What do you do?"
"Er..."
"C'mon, spill!"
"I can add pockets."
"Like, interdimensional?"
"No, just normal, usable pockets. To any garment, matching any material."
"What use is that?"
"If I can help anyone I'd be happy."
@MicroSFF "What use is that?" Says the herobro who is able to move fast and break things (literally).
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@MicroSFF every woman on the planet falling over themselves to help him. "Seriously dude how does this work? "
"Patriarchy brother"@mindpersephone @MicroSFF And he is blacklisted from the women's garment industry forever.
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Before the entrance to the superhero academy, the boys compared powers.
"What do you do?"
"Er..."
"C'mon, spill!"
"I can add pockets."
"Like, interdimensional?"
"No, just normal, usable pockets. To any garment, matching any material."
"What use is that?"
"If I can help anyone I'd be happy."
@MicroSFF Best superpower ever.
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Before the entrance to the superhero academy, the boys compared powers.
"What do you do?"
"Er..."
"C'mon, spill!"
"I can add pockets."
"Like, interdimensional?"
"No, just normal, usable pockets. To any garment, matching any material."
"What use is that?"
"If I can help anyone I'd be happy."
@MicroSFF
How to be popular with girls. -
Before the entrance to the superhero academy, the boys compared powers.
"What do you do?"
"Er..."
"C'mon, spill!"
"I can add pockets."
"Like, interdimensional?"
"No, just normal, usable pockets. To any garment, matching any material."
"What use is that?"
"If I can help anyone I'd be happy."
@MicroSFF "What use is that?"
"It gets me laid, bruh." -
Before the entrance to the superhero academy, the boys compared powers.
"What do you do?"
"Er..."
"C'mon, spill!"
"I can add pockets."
"Like, interdimensional?"
"No, just normal, usable pockets. To any garment, matching any material."
"What use is that?"
"If I can help anyone I'd be happy."
@MicroSFF +1000 rizz
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