I'm sure Dad was trying his best...

[michaelgemar@cosocial.ca]

@In_Otter_News Are we sure this isn't child sacrifice?

[katzenjens@social.tchncs.de]

@In_Otter_News It is a symbol for a testicle...

[callan@thepit.social]

@In_Otter_News It’s a really nice rock though

[mndflayr@metalhead.club]

@In_Otter_News

https://metalhead.club/@mndflayr/117049202247880631

[galley@mastodon.online]

@In_Otter_News Otters have special rocks that keep in their pocket, which they use to open shells. It’s a very special rock that he is obviously proud of!

[zebadiah_carter@mastodon.social]

@In_Otter_News

Naw, I know that guy, that's Noel.

And that rock right there is one he proposed to Angela with, resulting in the arrival of this little baby.

Hell yeah, Noel.

[patchoblack@meow.social]

@Galley @In_Otter_News It is the rock he will pass on to his child!

[youngbeard@kolektiva.social]

@In_Otter_News Is this the otter equivalent of holding up a gun? Very tough.

[robotdiver@starlite.rodeo]

@In_Otter_News

He's showing off his means to smash the oysters open and feed mama and baby.

[deadtom@dice.camp]

@In_Otter_News

Mom: "Look what I made!"

Dad: "Check out my new power tool!"

[woodwulf@sciences.social]

@In_Otter_News To be fair: Thats a very nice Rock

[yarnjeannie@chattrbx.com]

@In_Otter_News

[chrisjagged@mastodon.social]

@In_Otter_News

I'd rather have a rock than a baby, for sure.

[dorkydad@fosstodon.org]

@In_Otter_News
He is requesting some classic rock, in true dad fashion

[molotovbeaver@mastodon.social]

@In_Otter_News Is a account that bring me great joy. Especially in showing the otters kind nature, one that must sprang from when God decided to make water loving cute creatures and made one of them a rock collecting, hand holding and care free bundle of happines and the other a fat cunt doomed to hard labor all his life.
What I am tring to say is that one is the insta model of the animal world and the other is blocking rivers to spite god, that bloody bastard!

[petprez@mastodon.world]

@In_Otter_News so cute, but it’s an AI generated image.

[soozcat@raphus.social]

@In_Otter_News "Look, everybody, I'mma make her an honest woman"