Just had a panic attack when I realized I'd put a sandwich in the toaster iron 15 minutes ago and then forgotten about it
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Just had a panic attack when I realized I'd put a sandwich in the toaster iron 15 minutes ago and then forgotten about it
Good news! I forgot to ever plug in the toaster iron in the first place! Multidimensional chess.
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Just had a panic attack when I realized I'd put a sandwich in the toaster iron 15 minutes ago and then forgotten about it
Good news! I forgot to ever plug in the toaster iron in the first place! Multidimensional chess.
@0xabad1dea The annual subconscious saving-you-from-yourself-check was performed successfully.
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Just had a panic attack when I realized I'd put a sandwich in the toaster iron 15 minutes ago and then forgotten about it
Good news! I forgot to ever plug in the toaster iron in the first place! Multidimensional chess.
negative plus negative is positive
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Just had a panic attack when I realized I'd put a sandwich in the toaster iron 15 minutes ago and then forgotten about it
Good news! I forgot to ever plug in the toaster iron in the first place! Multidimensional chess.
@0xabad1dea Your nose would have told you...
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@0xabad1dea Your nose would have told you...
@afx after having covid like five times, only if I were standing within a meter of it
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@afx after having covid like five times, only if I were standing within a meter of it
@0xabad1dea Ouch, that sucks!
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Just had a panic attack when I realized I'd put a sandwich in the toaster iron 15 minutes ago and then forgotten about it
Good news! I forgot to ever plug in the toaster iron in the first place! Multidimensional chess.
@0xabad1dea well that's good then I suppose
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Just had a panic attack when I realized I'd put a sandwich in the toaster iron 15 minutes ago and then forgotten about it
Good news! I forgot to ever plug in the toaster iron in the first place! Multidimensional chess.
schrödinger's bikini
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Just had a panic attack when I realized I'd put a sandwich in the toaster iron 15 minutes ago and then forgotten about it
Good news! I forgot to ever plug in the toaster iron in the first place! Multidimensional chess.
@0xabad1dea tag: psychological horror
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Just had a panic attack when I realized I'd put a sandwich in the toaster iron 15 minutes ago and then forgotten about it
Good news! I forgot to ever plug in the toaster iron in the first place! Multidimensional chess.
@0xabad1dea genius
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Just had a panic attack when I realized I'd put a sandwich in the toaster iron 15 minutes ago and then forgotten about it
Good news! I forgot to ever plug in the toaster iron in the first place! Multidimensional chess.
@0xabad1dea the adhdsea chronicles
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Just had a panic attack when I realized I'd put a sandwich in the toaster iron 15 minutes ago and then forgotten about it
Good news! I forgot to ever plug in the toaster iron in the first place! Multidimensional chess.
@0xabad1dea that bread must have been full of culture by the time you took it out.
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Just had a panic attack when I realized I'd put a sandwich in the toaster iron 15 minutes ago and then forgotten about it
Good news! I forgot to ever plug in the toaster iron in the first place! Multidimensional chess.
@0xabad1dea 2 is indeed multiple dimensions
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Just had a panic attack when I realized I'd put a sandwich in the toaster iron 15 minutes ago and then forgotten about it
Good news! I forgot to ever plug in the toaster iron in the first place! Multidimensional chess.
@0xabad1dea tefal have an electric oven called cake factory. You cannot start it without setting a timer
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Just had a panic attack when I realized I'd put a sandwich in the toaster iron 15 minutes ago and then forgotten about it
Good news! I forgot to ever plug in the toaster iron in the first place! Multidimensional chess.
@0xabad1dea do you have a smoke detector?
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@0xabad1dea do you have a smoke detector?
@me yes but I've burned sandwiches beyond edibility without it going off before.
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@me yes but I've burned sandwiches beyond edibility without it going off before.
@0xabad1dea ah, fortunately mine is very oversensitive to the slightest plume of smoke (and if I spill isopropyl alcohol then I get a bonus concerto from my natural gas detector)
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Just had a panic attack when I realized I'd put a sandwich in the toaster iron 15 minutes ago and then forgotten about it
Good news! I forgot to ever plug in the toaster iron in the first place! Multidimensional chess.
@0xabad1dea There's a great time travel story in there somewhere.
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Just had a panic attack when I realized I'd put a sandwich in the toaster iron 15 minutes ago and then forgotten about it
Good news! I forgot to ever plug in the toaster iron in the first place! Multidimensional chess.
@0xabad1dea The joy when one mistake saves you from the consequences of another mistake
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Just had a panic attack when I realized I'd put a sandwich in the toaster iron 15 minutes ago and then forgotten about it
Good news! I forgot to ever plug in the toaster iron in the first place! Multidimensional chess.
@0xabad1dea Sadly, the top wealthiest abusers, don't forget so easily, in how to squeeze from the bottom up.
Replace #AbuseOfPower with the best #scientists.
