the temu app will be studied for generations.
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the temu app will be studied for generations.
i opened the app, and recorded this unedited, nearly two minute, launch sequence. it somehow just gets funnier and more absurd
@cabel CAN I BORROW THREE HUNDRED AN FIVE BUCKS THX
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the temu app will be studied for generations.
i opened the app, and recorded this unedited, nearly two minute, launch sequence. it somehow just gets funnier and more absurd
Wow I feel like I'm stupider now
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the temu app will be studied for generations.
i opened the app, and recorded this unedited, nearly two minute, launch sequence. it somehow just gets funnier and more absurd
@cabel my eyes have never been this spectacularly assulted before
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the temu app will be studied for generations.
i opened the app, and recorded this unedited, nearly two minute, launch sequence. it somehow just gets funnier and more absurd
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the temu app will be studied for generations.
i opened the app, and recorded this unedited, nearly two minute, launch sequence. it somehow just gets funnier and more absurd
@cabel I heard the creator of Too Many Cooks had a big new project, but I thought it was going to be a movie…
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the temu app will be studied for generations.
i opened the app, and recorded this unedited, nearly two minute, launch sequence. it somehow just gets funnier and more absurd
@cabel
I keep refreshing your post to see if you win. -
the temu app will be studied for generations.
i opened the app, and recorded this unedited, nearly two minute, launch sequence. it somehow just gets funnier and more absurd
@cabel this makes me want to die lmao
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the temu app will be studied for generations.
i opened the app, and recorded this unedited, nearly two minute, launch sequence. it somehow just gets funnier and more absurd
@cabel Of all the things, this reminds me of SharperFX animations:
https://web.archive.org/web/20221205114235/http://www.sharperfx.com/nb1/
https://web.archive.org/web/20130828181952/http://www.sharperfx.com/kkmime/index13.htm
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the temu app will be studied for generations.
i opened the app, and recorded this unedited, nearly two minute, launch sequence. it somehow just gets funnier and more absurd
@cabel I almost had a stroke watching this
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the temu app will be studied for generations.
i opened the app, and recorded this unedited, nearly two minute, launch sequence. it somehow just gets funnier and more absurd
@cabel trainpal (a UK rail booking app) does exactly the same bullshit
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the temu app will be studied for generations.
i opened the app, and recorded this unedited, nearly two minute, launch sequence. it somehow just gets funnier and more absurd
@cabel I think slot machines in Vegas aren't as predatory
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the temu app will be studied for generations.
i opened the app, and recorded this unedited, nearly two minute, launch sequence. it somehow just gets funnier and more absurd
@cabel for someone abroad, what is temu..? Because what I see is poor made mobile game (contains ads) (in-app purchases)
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the temu app will be studied for generations.
i opened the app, and recorded this unedited, nearly two minute, launch sequence. it somehow just gets funnier and more absurd
@cabel This is how you make a Cayce Pollard
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the temu app will be studied for generations.
i opened the app, and recorded this unedited, nearly two minute, launch sequence. it somehow just gets funnier and more absurd
@cabel Finding the video games embedded in the AliExpress app is still a surreal moment
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the temu app will be studied for generations.
i opened the app, and recorded this unedited, nearly two minute, launch sequence. it somehow just gets funnier and more absurd
@cabel this is just a gambling machine at the bottom of a spanish bar how the fuck is this even legal.
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the temu app will be studied for generations.
i opened the app, and recorded this unedited, nearly two minute, launch sequence. it somehow just gets funnier and more absurd
@cabel the best part about this video is how the contrast is intentionally turned down like an anime still covering for that one pokemon episode that hospitalized people
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the temu app will be studied for generations.
i opened the app, and recorded this unedited, nearly two minute, launch sequence. it somehow just gets funnier and more absurd
@cabel holy hell how much time pressure can they put you under
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the temu app will be studied for generations.
i opened the app, and recorded this unedited, nearly two minute, launch sequence. it somehow just gets funnier and more absurd
@cabel
In the future, this will be what the Internet looks like -
the temu app will be studied for generations.
i opened the app, and recorded this unedited, nearly two minute, launch sequence. it somehow just gets funnier and more absurd
@cabel """
JUICE: this IS capitalism you donkJUICE: this is what its supposed to be, this is how it ends. if it isn't there its only because it isnt there yet. ...
JUICE: ... it's a beast of the wild, as wild as any grizzly bear with fawn's blood in its mouth. i think you see deeds and contracts and bureaucratic bloat and see that something went wrong. something was ALWAYS wrong y'all.
JUICE: i love it. i love to watch it. in a zoo, where it can't hurt me.
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@cabel trainpal (a UK rail booking app) does exactly the same bullshit
