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  • cabel@social.panic.comC cabel@social.panic.com

    the temu app will be studied for generations.

    i opened the app, and recorded this unedited, nearly two minute, launch sequence. it somehow just gets funnier and more absurd

    violet@chitter.xyzV This user is from outside of this forum
    violet@chitter.xyzV This user is from outside of this forum
    violet@chitter.xyz
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    #38

    @cabel trainpal (a UK rail booking app) does exactly the same bullshit

    samantazfox@infosec.exchangeS sam@shonk.sam.axS 2 Replies Last reply
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    • cabel@social.panic.comC cabel@social.panic.com

      the temu app will be studied for generations.

      i opened the app, and recorded this unedited, nearly two minute, launch sequence. it somehow just gets funnier and more absurd

      miah@hachyderm.ioM This user is from outside of this forum
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      #39

      @cabel I think slot machines in Vegas aren't as predatory 🤣

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      • cabel@social.panic.comC cabel@social.panic.com

        the temu app will be studied for generations.

        i opened the app, and recorded this unedited, nearly two minute, launch sequence. it somehow just gets funnier and more absurd

        mo@mastodon.mlM This user is from outside of this forum
        mo@mastodon.mlM This user is from outside of this forum
        mo@mastodon.ml
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        #40

        @cabel for someone abroad, what is temu..? Because what I see is poor made mobile game (contains ads) (in-app purchases)

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        • cabel@social.panic.comC cabel@social.panic.com

          the temu app will be studied for generations.

          i opened the app, and recorded this unedited, nearly two minute, launch sequence. it somehow just gets funnier and more absurd

          miredly@raru.reM This user is from outside of this forum
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          #41

          @cabel This is how you make a Cayce Pollard

          akamran@indieweb.socialA 1 Reply Last reply
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          • cabel@social.panic.comC cabel@social.panic.com

            the temu app will be studied for generations.

            i opened the app, and recorded this unedited, nearly two minute, launch sequence. it somehow just gets funnier and more absurd

            swiftcoder@mastodon.socialS This user is from outside of this forum
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            #42

            @cabel Finding the video games embedded in the AliExpress app is still a surreal moment

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            • cabel@social.panic.comC cabel@social.panic.com

              the temu app will be studied for generations.

              i opened the app, and recorded this unedited, nearly two minute, launch sequence. it somehow just gets funnier and more absurd

              nawer_rapter@mastodon.socialN This user is from outside of this forum
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              nawer_rapter@mastodon.social
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              #43

              @cabel this is just a gambling machine at the bottom of a spanish bar how the fuck is this even legal.

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              • cabel@social.panic.comC cabel@social.panic.com

                the temu app will be studied for generations.

                i opened the app, and recorded this unedited, nearly two minute, launch sequence. it somehow just gets funnier and more absurd

                eblu@wetdry.worldE This user is from outside of this forum
                eblu@wetdry.worldE This user is from outside of this forum
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                #44

                @cabel the best part about this video is how the contrast is intentionally turned down like an anime still covering for that one pokemon episode that hospitalized people

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                • cabel@social.panic.comC cabel@social.panic.com

                  the temu app will be studied for generations.

                  i opened the app, and recorded this unedited, nearly two minute, launch sequence. it somehow just gets funnier and more absurd

                  alilly@solarpunk.moeA This user is from outside of this forum
                  alilly@solarpunk.moeA This user is from outside of this forum
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                  #45

                  @cabel holy hell how much time pressure can they put you under

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                  • cabel@social.panic.comC cabel@social.panic.com

                    the temu app will be studied for generations.

                    i opened the app, and recorded this unedited, nearly two minute, launch sequence. it somehow just gets funnier and more absurd

                    kallisti@infosec.exchangeK This user is from outside of this forum
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                    #46

                    @cabel
                    In the future, this will be what the Internet looks like

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                    • cabel@social.panic.comC cabel@social.panic.com

                      the temu app will be studied for generations.

                      i opened the app, and recorded this unedited, nearly two minute, launch sequence. it somehow just gets funnier and more absurd

                      gaditb@icosahedron.websiteG This user is from outside of this forum
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                      #47

                      @cabel """
                      JUICE: this IS capitalism you donk

                      JUICE: this is what its supposed to be, this is how it ends. if it isn't there its only because it isnt there yet. ...

                      JUICE: ... it's a beast of the wild, as wild as any grizzly bear with fawn's blood in its mouth. i think you see deeds and contracts and bureaucratic bloat and see that something went wrong. something was ALWAYS wrong y'all.

                      JUICE: i love it. i love to watch it. in a zoo, where it can't hurt me.
                      """

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                      • violet@chitter.xyzV violet@chitter.xyz

                        @cabel trainpal (a UK rail booking app) does exactly the same bullshit

                        samantazfox@infosec.exchangeS This user is from outside of this forum
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                        #48

                        @Violet @cabel I was wondering why some apps were nearing 1GB when they shouldn't... Now I understand why. That's crazy!

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                        • cabel@social.panic.comC cabel@social.panic.com

                          the temu app will be studied for generations.

                          i opened the app, and recorded this unedited, nearly two minute, launch sequence. it somehow just gets funnier and more absurd

                          drayson@dragonchat.orgD This user is from outside of this forum
                          drayson@dragonchat.orgD This user is from outside of this forum
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                          #49

                          @cabel What is this candy crush ahh bs

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                          • cabel@social.panic.comC cabel@social.panic.com

                            the temu app will be studied for generations.

                            i opened the app, and recorded this unedited, nearly two minute, launch sequence. it somehow just gets funnier and more absurd

                            kestral@masto.hackers.townK This user is from outside of this forum
                            kestral@masto.hackers.townK This user is from outside of this forum
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                            #50

                            @cabel crikey

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                            • cabel@social.panic.comC cabel@social.panic.com

                              the temu app will be studied for generations.

                              i opened the app, and recorded this unedited, nearly two minute, launch sequence. it somehow just gets funnier and more absurd

                              keydelk@fosstodon.orgK This user is from outside of this forum
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                              #51

                              @cabel I tried the Temu app once, years ago, before I knew what it was. I opened the app, saw ads like this (maybe slightly less extreme a few years ago), and immediately thought "this must be a scam" and un-installed it.

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                              • cabel@social.panic.comC cabel@social.panic.com

                                the temu app will be studied for generations.

                                i opened the app, and recorded this unedited, nearly two minute, launch sequence. it somehow just gets funnier and more absurd

                                devolute@mastodon.socialD This user is from outside of this forum
                                devolute@mastodon.socialD This user is from outside of this forum
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                                #52

                                @cabel If you think about this for too long it quickly becomes incredibly tragic.
                                1. It obviously targets people with gambling-abuse personalities.
                                2. We have a landfill crisis in the UK.

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                                • cabel@social.panic.comC cabel@social.panic.com

                                  the temu app will be studied for generations.

                                  i opened the app, and recorded this unedited, nearly two minute, launch sequence. it somehow just gets funnier and more absurd

                                  daveography@yeg.bikeD This user is from outside of this forum
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                                  #53

                                  @cabel

                                  This reminds me of those contests to come up with the worst UI/UX a twisted brain can come up with.

                                  And then someone stole all of those ideas, made them 1000x more obnoxious, and said "perfect, deploy it."

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                                  • daveography@yeg.bikeD daveography@yeg.bike

                                    @cabel

                                    This reminds me of those contests to come up with the worst UI/UX a twisted brain can come up with.

                                    And then someone stole all of those ideas, made them 1000x more obnoxious, and said "perfect, deploy it."

                                    daveography@yeg.bikeD This user is from outside of this forum
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                                    #54

                                    @cabel

                                    They probably deployed on a Friday, too, because there are no limits to being sinister anymore.

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                                    • cabel@social.panic.comC cabel@social.panic.com

                                      the temu app will be studied for generations.

                                      i opened the app, and recorded this unedited, nearly two minute, launch sequence. it somehow just gets funnier and more absurd

                                      geos@toot.communityG This user is from outside of this forum
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                                      #55

                                      @cabel
                                      Wow!

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                                      • cabel@social.panic.comC cabel@social.panic.com

                                        the temu app will be studied for generations.

                                        i opened the app, and recorded this unedited, nearly two minute, launch sequence. it somehow just gets funnier and more absurd

                                        justincox@social.lolJ This user is from outside of this forum
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                                        #56

                                        @cabel They sure have turned the shopping experience into a shitty, addictive mobile game, haven’t they?

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                                        • miredly@raru.reM miredly@raru.re

                                          @cabel This is how you make a Cayce Pollard

                                          akamran@indieweb.socialA This user is from outside of this forum
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                                          #57

                                          @Miredly @cabel I'm re-reading that right now, hard agree!

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