tech is pivoting to humanoid robots!!

[cazmockett@mastodon.social]

@peter I was waiting for the catastrophe. It did not disappoint!

[shibanarchiste@piaille.fr]

@peter Morgan Jay fighted a masculinist robot

[bieberium@infosec.exchange]

@peter (I skipped the audio in respect for fellow humans around me, but) Nobody seemed really surprised and they really had that fabric at hand

[solownh@mstdn.party]

@peter

A perfect opportunity to use a defibrillator

[elilla@transmom.love]

@peter tech robot had literally the same task as a karakuri doll from 300 years ago and still lost:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_czILDdOBc8

(more on karakuri for people who want to wach some real technology: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XU-kqpkZWjc )

[bellegraylane@universeodon.com]

@peter i go to sleep the same way. Backwards and in front of a live audience. Haha

[astraluma@tacobelllabs.net]

@peter I love how they have the guys and black sheets standing by

[abetterjulie@wandering.shop]

@peter omg

[frutigeraero00@mastodon.social]

@peter This could be literally one chapter of the office

[naturemc@mastodon.online]

@ZenHeathen I also saw this ....

@peter

[oli@social.tchncs.de]

@peter I love how it dramatically raises its hand in the end. As if someone programmed it with basic theatre class.

[naturemc@mastodon.online]

@peter BTW, the word "Qual" in Qualcomm in German means agony.

[lediva@lediva.masto.host]

@peter he's taking his union-mandated charge break!

[supersluether@tech.lgbt]

@peter pfft I love how they were ready to cover it up, like they expected this might happen

[f4grx@chaos.social]

@peter thats an actual pivot, but not around the expected axis.

[jimmyjamesuk@mastodon.social]

@peter the shroud kills me.

[connynasch@mastodon.social]

@olkosena I read an earlier comment which I considered hilarious: "rest in pieces" @peter

[connynasch@mastodon.social]

@RidersBlock Nooo https://countbinface.com/ @peter

[timonus@mastodon.social]

@peter @rmondello nothing ships units like hauling a corpse off stage during your presentation

[undead@masto.hackers.town]

@peter

I actually watched this through to the end, hoping for the robot to just spontaneously start thrashing around and someone to get kicked in the groin.

That didn't happen.