tech is pivoting to humanoid robots!!

[pdd@mastodon.social]

@peter the front fell off

[tipjip@bonn.social]

@peter
I like that they knew this would happen. They had the blankets ready in no time at all.

[dukeduke@mastodon.social]

RE: https://ohai.social/@GIFS_of_Puppets/116963590667661965

@peter Same.

[simonzerafa@infosec.exchange]

@peter

It's a coffee table, not a robot.

[401matthall@mastodon.xyz]

@peter

...

So...

One of the more disturbing aspects of humanoid robots is your carrying around a humanoid body when the damn thing breaks.

[n1xnx@tilde.zone]

@tj @peter
I have occasionally had the impulse to fall out of my chair clutching my throat during a staff meeting. Does that count?

[darwinwoodka@mastodon.social]

@simonzerafa @peter

It's a coffee table AND a robot

[darwinwoodka@mastodon.social]

@Frantasaur @peter

don't we all

[cmdrsprocket@mathstodon.xyz]

@distincteclare @peter ... lagen griffbereit

[ruthoday2@chaosfem.tw]

@peter

They were rather quick with the body bags, I wonder if the robot was in the Green Room saying, "I can't go on!"

[distincteclare@social.tchncs.de]

@cmdrSprocket @peter

Indeed!

Hmmm, Inszenierung?

[malducin@mastodon.social]

@peter it was Murder ... bot. On the next CSI: Silicon Valley

[cmdrsprocket@mathstodon.xyz]

@distincteclare @peter glaube ich nicht. Eher geht dauernd schief aber wir versuchen es trotzdem.

[darwinwoodka@mastodon.social]

@peter

halp I've fallen and I can't get up

[lhauser@mefi.social]

@peter Surprised the robot didn't have boobs.

[ghosttie@mastodon.gamedev.place]

@peter Manufacturer's protocol dictates I cannot be captured. I must self-destruct.

[jonricha@hoosier.social]

@peter The robot has discovered nonviolent resistance!

[maartenpelgrim@mastodon.nl]

@peter I enjoy every f*ing second of this

[distincteclare@social.tchncs.de]

@cmdrSprocket @peter

Kenne mich zu wenig aus bzw. bin von der Robotpropaganda so verstrahlt, dass ich denke, dass muss doch heute stabiler gehen ...

Oder kommt meine Putzhilfe in diesem Leben etwa nicht mehr?

[isocat@tiggi.es]

@peter I'd say "Kill it with fire", but.