tech is pivoting to humanoid robots!!

[malducin@mastodon.social]

@peter it was Murder ... bot. On the next CSI: Silicon Valley

[cmdrsprocket@mathstodon.xyz]

@distincteclare @peter glaube ich nicht. Eher geht dauernd schief aber wir versuchen es trotzdem.

[darwinwoodka@mastodon.social]

@peter

halp I've fallen and I can't get up

[lhauser@mefi.social]

@peter Surprised the robot didn't have boobs.

[ghosttie@mastodon.gamedev.place]

@peter Manufacturer's protocol dictates I cannot be captured. I must self-destruct.

[jonricha@hoosier.social]

@peter The robot has discovered nonviolent resistance!

[maartenpelgrim@mastodon.nl]

@peter I enjoy every f*ing second of this

[distincteclare@social.tchncs.de]

@cmdrSprocket @peter

Kenne mich zu wenig aus bzw. bin von der Robotpropaganda so verstrahlt, dass ich denke, dass muss doch heute stabiler gehen ...

Oder kommt meine Putzhilfe in diesem Leben etwa nicht mehr?

[isocat@tiggi.es]

@peter I'd say "Kill it with fire", but.

[io@blahaj.zone]

@peter@thepit.social we have drought, heat, rain and air that gives you cancer and get no funding for anything other the police/military and they are out here still thinking about the future like little boys playing with their little toys

[jackmexa4@mastodon.social]

@peter

I accuse Colonel Mustard, in the conference room, with an electromagnetic pulse weapon!

[r1ekeh@furries.club]

@peter Is that a vent on its ass

[gfitzp@social.glennfitzpatrick.com]

@peter After seeing it walk across the stage I was waiting to hear it go "PUIINNN ONNA RIIIIISS"

[zeroday@podcasts.social]

@peter it must be these AI thingy that everyone is talking about.

[keengrasp@layer8.space]

@peter it will spend eternity in limbo

[fullywoolly@mastodon.social]

@peter I love that it falls backward then throws its hand up like ... Nope I'm fine.

Then they just cover it like a corpse they don't want to look at pretending to be an invisibility cloak. They were ready to do that. This won't be distracting at all.

[missconstrue@mefi.social]

@peter omg, the instant body bags…I literally laughed out loud. Rest in pieces, little resistance bot, rest in pieces.

[theshellytea@mastodon.art]

@peter this is public art, surely

[franciswashere@arvr.social]

@peter Ouch!

[missconstrue@mefi.social]

@thefathippy @peter

We’re not evil, we’re just aware of the Dadaist absurdity of this timeline, and can appreciate the moments of hilarity that ensue.

Or in the words of the redneck prophet: I don’t care who ya are, that’s funny right there.