Saw this elsewhere and I love it!

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Because after you read it, you turned into a butterfly, obviously.

@JeniParsons However, I am a hungry, hungry hippo.

@JeniParsons That crowd is secretly closeted, and terrified!!

@JeniParsons@mstdn.social Hmmm, have you met the residents of the fediverse Bet there is at least one caterpillar with a rumbling stomach out there...

@JeniParsons What happened to eating green eggs and ham over and over?

@JeniParsons I think we can all agree that the "Books will turn your kid trans" crowd are definitely not the lovable monster at the end of the book.

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If books had such power to influence sexuality, surely there would be nothing but cishets in this world, because, you know, that is where 99% of not just books but ALL media points us towards.

Hmm.... gosh maybe something else might be responsible?

@raederle Thanks

@maccruiskeen 🦛

@JeniParsons or indeed not nailed to a cross for not respecting the authority.

@JeniParsons normalize being a very hungry trans caterpillar

@JeniParsons you haven't seen how Marco Rubio dresses up for his video calls with onlyfans hosts.

@JeniParsons Exactly. Strangely, I'm not a monkey, my name isn't George, and a lot of the time I'm not curious at all.

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From the same producers of:

“Globalists have a laser ray that can make you homosexual”

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