Fedi: - "I follow you for the wholesome stuff ๐" - "I follow you for the lockpicking stuff ๐" - "I follow you for the adult content โค๏ธโ๐ฅ"
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@alice LMAO! You really did it
@er4z0r yup! Now I'm trying to think of others I can open with different sex toys.
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@Athena yeah... obligatory "I don't support Trump supporters or their business associates" disclaimer time (again).
Which is too bad, because folx bring up Lockpicking Lawyer to me like eight times a day
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Therapist: "And how often would you say you find yourself sexually aroused by locks?"
Alice: "I don't know...the usual amount?"
Therapist: "The usual amount is zero."
Alice: "You're not on Fedi much, are you?"
@alice Hahahaha!!
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Therapist: "And how often would you say you find yourself sexually aroused by locks?"
Alice: "I don't know...the usual amount?"
Therapist: "The usual amount is zero."
Alice: "You're not on Fedi much, are you?"
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Therapist: "And how often would you say you find yourself sexually aroused by locks?"
Alice: "I don't know...the usual amount?"
Therapist: "The usual amount is zero."
Alice: "You're not on Fedi much, are you?"
@alice I'm just now learning this is a thing on fedi!
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Fedi:
- "I follow you for the wholesome stuff
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- "I follow you for the lockpicking stuff
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- "I follow you for the adult content
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"Don't worry fam, I got ya
#Locksport #Lockpicking #Lovense #SexToy #GooglyEyes #Antiques
@alice Hmm, can you pick a lock with your tongue ...
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@Kylieeee he co-owns a business whose logo incorporates the "thin blue line", with a person who is loudly pro-Trump and anti-queer, he's pro gun, and was a corporate lawyer.
And to my knowledge he's never said pro-queer stuff in a video or around me or any of my friends.
So...
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@alice Hmm, can you pick a lock with your tongue ...
@JessTheUnstill *imagines @alice as a pythonic entity*
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@alice Hmm, can you pick a lock with your tongue ...
@JessTheUnstill mmm...brass and lock lube...
Though, I suppose if the keyway were wide enough
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@JessTheUnstill mmm...brass and lock lube...
Though, I suppose if the keyway were wide enough
@alice or you're just very dextrous with the pick
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@alice Hmm, can you pick a lock with your tongue ...
@JessTheUnstill @alice
And more to the point, can we watch you try? -
@JessTheUnstill *imagines @alice as a pythonic entity*
@agturcz `import this`
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@JessTheUnstill @alice
And more to the point, can we watch you try?@silvermoon82 I think I'll save that video for my OnlyFans
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@agturcz `import this`
@alice I thought rather about you with empty coconut shells, making a click-clack noise, but we may have it your way
And I wanted to ask you if I can write a microerotica with a lock picking Snake Alice as one of the protagonists. But it's over! *dramatically tears hairs from her head*
Oh, wait, I need those hairs, fuck.
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@JessTheUnstill *imagines @alice as a pythonic entity*
@agturcz
Alice as Medusa?
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@agturcz
Alice as Medusa?
With lock-picking snake hair@screwturn @JessTheUnstill @alice I rather thought about a naga.
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@alice I thought rather about you with empty coconut shells, making a click-clack noise, but we may have it your way
And I wanted to ask you if I can write a microerotica with a lock picking Snake Alice as one of the protagonists. But it's over! *dramatically tears hairs from her head*
Oh, wait, I need those hairs, fuck.
@alice But, seriously, the erotica microstory offer is on the table, if you wish.
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Therapist: "And how often would you say you find yourself sexually aroused by locks?"
Alice: "I don't know...the usual amount?"
Therapist: "The usual amount is zero."
Alice: "You're not on Fedi much, are you?"
(
The system apologies if this is inappropriate, it is intended as a general joke/curiosity and not a comment on any individuals life, this message is included due to anxiety)If one is aroused by locks does that allow them to use removing the chastity devices as a form of foreplay?
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@alice But, seriously, the erotica microstory offer is on the table, if you wish.
@agturcz I'd be flattered
