Fedi: - "I follow you for the wholesome stuff 💕" - "I follow you for the lockpicking stuff 🔓" - "I follow you for the adult content ❤️‍🔥"

[autisticplushy@lgbtqia.space]

@alice can you do this on a chastity thingy? XD

[autisticplushy@lgbtqia.space]

@alice wth xklsdhjfoi jdio

[alice@lgbtqia.space]

@autisticplushy I can sure try

[autisticplushy@lgbtqia.space]

@alice *shy*

[michaelgemar@mstdn.ca]

@alice It looks like it took a bit to find the right spot.

[autolycos@med-mastodon.com]

@alice to Chuck

https://news.unl.edu/article/obituary-charles-a-kingsbury

[murdoc@autistics.life]

@alice
I feel like there's a metaphor here.

[weezmgk@mastodon.social]

@alice grabbing the domi out of the nightstand and jacking the tourists' rental van parked in my front yard

[alice@lgbtqia.space]

@michaelgemar nah, I was just teasing it a little first.

[alice@lgbtqia.space]

@autolycos was there a relevant assertion for my video?

[tragivictoria@mastodon.catgirl.cloud]

@alice@lgbtqia.space this is genius

[autolycos@med-mastodon.com]

@alice oh the bump keying with a magic wand

[smolbrain@floofy.tech]

@alice
-chef kiss-
Perfection
-Loud mouth click-
Nice!

Changing my domi to only have this setting
Telling people they can unlock my horny
And then dying when my heart explodes

[fruan@kind.social]

@alice Is this what they call bumping uglies?

[alice@lgbtqia.space]

@smolbrain that was just on medium!

[alice@lgbtqia.space]

@Fruan 🫢 my googly :3 face was adorable!

[fruan@kind.social]

@alice That lock is also beautiful, even if the casing has probably seen better days - Do you have any idea of how old it is?

[alice@lgbtqia.space]

It makes sense that a lock from the 1870s wouldn't be modern sextoy-proof. Women back then were still using steam-powered vibrators.

[alice@lgbtqia.space]

@Fruan per the alt-text: circa 1870s

[fruan@kind.social]

@alice Oh! There's alt text! Yay for accessibility, but now I feel like an idiot. Thanks!