Fedi: - "I follow you for the wholesome stuff 💕" - "I follow you for the lockpicking stuff 🔓" - "I follow you for the adult content ❤️🔥"
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Therapist: "And how often would you say you find yourself sexually aroused by locks?"
Alice: "I don't know...the usual amount?"
Therapist: "The usual amount is zero."
Alice: "You're not on Fedi much, are you?"
@alice
This, but my turn-on is locks that stay locked whatever I do, so lockpicking is pure evil to me
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Therapist: "And how often would you say you find yourself sexually aroused by locks?"
Alice: "I don't know...the usual amount?"
Therapist: "The usual amount is zero."
Alice: "You're not on Fedi much, are you?"
@alice
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@autolycos "Lego" made me think of wind-up toys.
@alice @autolycos is this real??
Looks fun, though.And if a person inserts it deep enough, that person would look themselves like a wind-up toy
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@alice @autolycos is this real??
Looks fun, though.And if a person inserts it deep enough, that person would look themselves like a wind-up toy
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@alice @leto_fregar brilliant!
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It makes sense that a lock from the 1870s wouldn't be modern sextoy-proof. Women back then were still using steam-powered vibrators.
@alice NGL, I winced when I saw the suggestion of a steam-powered vibrator... wouldn't that get really hot?
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It makes sense that a lock from the 1870s wouldn't be modern sextoy-proof. Women back then were still using steam-powered vibrators.
@alice Batteries were a major safety improvement.
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It makes sense that a lock from the 1870s wouldn't be modern sextoy-proof. Women back then were still using steam-powered vibrators.
@alice Wasn't long though https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joseph_Mortimer_Granville#Electric_vibrator
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Fedi:
- "I follow you for the wholesome stuff
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- "I follow you for the lockpicking stuff
"
- "I follow you for the adult content
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"Don't worry fam, I got ya
#Locksport #Lockpicking #Lovense #SexToy #GooglyEyes #Antiques
@alice the face falling off absolutely killed me
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Fedi:
- "I follow you for the wholesome stuff"
- "I follow you for the lockpicking stuff"
- "I follow you for the adult content️"Don't worry fam, I got ya
#Locksport #Lockpicking #Lovense #SexToy #GooglyEyes #Antiques
@alice was the lock this shitty out of the factory, or due to wear? incredible -
Fedi:
- "I follow you for the wholesome stuff"
- "I follow you for the lockpicking stuff"
- "I follow you for the adult content️"Don't worry fam, I got ya
#Locksport #Lockpicking #Lovense #SexToy #GooglyEyes #Antiques
@alice I am so teaching that at Hackers Teaching Hackers this year.
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@silvermoon82 I think I'll save that video for my OnlyFans
@alice You know we're going to take that as a promise, right?
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@alice NGL, I winced when I saw the suggestion of a steam-powered vibrator... wouldn't that get really hot?
@rallias well, the steam power would be converted to rotational force that would be used to spin an off-center weight within a separate part of the unit.
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@alice Wasn't long though https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joseph_Mortimer_Granville#Electric_vibrator
@recursive "I have avoided, and shall continue to avoid the treatment of women by percussion, simply because I do not wish to be hoodwinked, and help to mislead others, by the vagaries of the hysterical state."
What a guy...
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@alice was the lock this shitty out of the factory, or due to wear? incredible
@piggo it's from the 1870s, so vibrators weren't as big a threat back then.
Given its age, it still works incredibly well (unlike me).
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@alice I am so teaching that at Hackers Teaching Hackers this year.
@Sempf feel free to show the video, just please do so with a link back to me here.
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@alice
Dr Who: *Vibrates 19th century lock open*
Dr Who's 19th century companion: "Doctor! What is that miraculous device?"
Dr Who: "Oh... forgot you were standing there. Um, that's called a 'Sonic Screwdriver'!" -
Fedi:
- "I follow you for the wholesome stuff"
- "I follow you for the lockpicking stuff"
- "I follow you for the adult content️"Don't worry fam, I got ya
#Locksport #Lockpicking #Lovense #SexToy #GooglyEyes #Antiques
@alice ist this vibe picking? 🫨
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Fedi:
- "I follow you for the wholesome stuff"
- "I follow you for the lockpicking stuff"
- "I follow you for the adult content️"Don't worry fam, I got ya
#Locksport #Lockpicking #Lovense #SexToy #GooglyEyes #Antiques
