Fedi: - "I follow you for the wholesome stuff 💕" - "I follow you for the lockpicking stuff 🔓" - "I follow you for the adult content ❤️‍🔥"

[leto_fregar@wehavecookies.social]

@alice @autolycos is this real??
Looks fun, though.

And if a person inserts it deep enough, that person would look themselves like a wind-up toy

[alice@lgbtqia.space]

@leto_fregar yup.

https://www.dezeen.com/2015/10/22/bastiaan-buijs-grandfather-clock-wind-up-sex-toy-dildo-vibrator-hand-blown-glass-dutch-design-week-2015/

@autolycos

[autolycos@med-mastodon.com]

@alice @leto_fregar brilliant!

[rallias@hax.social]

@alice NGL, I winced when I saw the suggestion of a steam-powered vibrator... wouldn't that get really hot?

[jmax@mastodon.social]

@alice Batteries were a major safety improvement.

[recursive@hachyderm.io]

@alice Wasn't long though https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joseph_Mortimer_Granville#Electric_vibrator

[gsuberland@chaos.social]

@alice the face falling off absolutely killed me

[piggo@piggo.space]

@alice was the lock this shitty out of the factory, or due to wear? incredible

[sempf@infosec.exchange]

@alice I am so teaching that at Hackers Teaching Hackers this year.

[thewizardofodd@kinkycats.org]

@alice You know we're going to take that as a promise, right?

@silvermoon82 @JessTheUnstill

[alice@lgbtqia.space]

@rallias well, the steam power would be converted to rotational force that would be used to spin an off-center weight within a separate part of the unit.

[alice@lgbtqia.space]

@recursive "I have avoided, and shall continue to avoid the treatment of women by percussion, simply because I do not wish to be hoodwinked, and help to mislead others, by the vagaries of the hysterical state."

What a guy...

[alice@lgbtqia.space]

@piggo it's from the 1870s, so vibrators weren't as big a threat back then.

Given its age, it still works incredibly well (unlike me).

[alice@lgbtqia.space]

@Sempf feel free to show the video, just please do so with a link back to me here.

[w_b@mastodon.world]

@pentup @alice

Is naming a sex toy a thing?

[mxk@hachyderm.io]

@alice ist this vibe picking? 🫨

[alice@lgbtqia.space]

@w_b sure! That one is Leo (on account that it used to have a blue band and googly eyes—like Leonardo from TMNT.

@pentup

[maysonic@twit.social]

@alice @dave This and Don DeLillo’s hockey sex novel made for a fun Masto session.

[curiously@mastodon.au]

@alice oh my, I dropped my lock body.

[markwyner@mas.to]

@alice