Fedi: - "I follow you for the wholesome stuff 💕" - "I follow you for the lockpicking stuff 🔓" - "I follow you for the adult content ❤️🔥"
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@alice can you do this on a chastity thingy? XD
@autisticplushy I can sure try
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@autisticplushy I can sure try
@alice *shy*
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Fedi:
- "I follow you for the wholesome stuff
"
- "I follow you for the lockpicking stuff
"
- "I follow you for the adult content
️
"Don't worry fam, I got ya
#Locksport #Lockpicking #Lovense #SexToy #GooglyEyes #Antiques
@alice It looks like it took a bit to find the right spot.
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@alice Dr. Kingsbury never failed me with his assertions
I have a wistful tear in my eye at the memory
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Fedi:
- "I follow you for the wholesome stuff"
- "I follow you for the lockpicking stuff"
- "I follow you for the adult content️"Don't worry fam, I got ya
#Locksport #Lockpicking #Lovense #SexToy #GooglyEyes #Antiques
@alice
I feel like there's a metaphor here.
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Now when I share my Lovense link and I'm like "not the liquidate setting!" you'll believe me.
This was on medium!
@alice grabbing the domi out of the nightstand and jacking the tourists' rental van parked in my front yard
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@alice It looks like it took a bit to find the right spot.
@michaelgemar nah, I was just teasing it a little first.
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@autolycos was there a relevant assertion for my video?
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Fedi:
- "I follow you for the wholesome stuff"
- "I follow you for the lockpicking stuff"
- "I follow you for the adult content️"Don't worry fam, I got ya
#Locksport #Lockpicking #Lovense #SexToy #GooglyEyes #Antiques
@alice@lgbtqia.space this is genius
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@autolycos was there a relevant assertion for my video?
@alice oh the bump keying with a magic wand
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Fedi:
- "I follow you for the wholesome stuff"
- "I follow you for the lockpicking stuff"
- "I follow you for the adult content️"Don't worry fam, I got ya
#Locksport #Lockpicking #Lovense #SexToy #GooglyEyes #Antiques
@alice
-chef kiss-
Perfection
-Loud mouth click-
Nice!Changing my domi to only have this setting
Telling people they can unlock my horny
And then dying when my heart explodes -
Fedi:
- "I follow you for the wholesome stuff"
- "I follow you for the lockpicking stuff"
- "I follow you for the adult content️"Don't worry fam, I got ya
#Locksport #Lockpicking #Lovense #SexToy #GooglyEyes #Antiques
@alice Is this what they call bumping uglies?
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@alice
-chef kiss-
Perfection
-Loud mouth click-
Nice!Changing my domi to only have this setting
Telling people they can unlock my horny
And then dying when my heart explodes@smolbrain that was just on medium!
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@alice Is this what they call bumping uglies?
@Fruan
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@Fruan
🫢 my googly :3 face was adorable!@alice That lock is also beautiful, even if the casing has probably seen better days - Do you have any idea of how old it is?
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Fedi:
- "I follow you for the wholesome stuff"
- "I follow you for the lockpicking stuff"
- "I follow you for the adult content️"Don't worry fam, I got ya
#Locksport #Lockpicking #Lovense #SexToy #GooglyEyes #Antiques
It makes sense that a lock from the 1870s wouldn't be modern sextoy-proof. Women back then were still using steam-powered vibrators.
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@alice That lock is also beautiful, even if the casing has probably seen better days - Do you have any idea of how old it is?
@Fruan per the alt-text: circa 1870s
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@Fruan per the alt-text: circa 1870s
@alice Oh! There's alt text! Yay for accessibility, but now I feel like an idiot. Thanks!
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It makes sense that a lock from the 1870s wouldn't be modern sextoy-proof. Women back then were still using steam-powered vibrators.
@alice "Did the coal man come today?"
"Not yet."
"Fuck..." -
@smolbrain that was just on medium!
@alice hmmm... I need to go find my wand and test its settings again. Did you freaking overclock yours? Lol I feel like mine isnt quite that strong. But im also a baby maybe ive just been using low
