Fedi: - "I follow you for the wholesome stuff π" - "I follow you for the lockpicking stuff π" - "I follow you for the adult content β€οΈβπ₯"
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@alice Noice.
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It makes sense that a lock from the 1870s wouldn't be modern sextoy-proof. Women back then were still using steam-powered vibrators.
1870s: steam-powered
1970s: 2-stroke engine
2070s: fusion? -
Fedi:
- "I follow you for the wholesome stuff
"
- "I follow you for the lockpicking stuff
"
- "I follow you for the adult content
οΈβ
"Don't worry fam, I got ya
#Locksport #Lockpicking #Lovense #SexToy #GooglyEyes #Antiques
@alice This is peak content.
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Fedi:
- "I follow you for the wholesome stuff"
- "I follow you for the lockpicking stuff"
- "I follow you for the adult contentοΈβ"Don't worry fam, I got ya
#Locksport #Lockpicking #Lovense #SexToy #GooglyEyes #Antiques
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1870s: steam-powered
1970s: 2-stroke engine
2070s: fusion?@fennix some guys still think they can get away with a 2-stroke
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@alice This is peak content.
@renardboy @alice we pray it will not be anti-climactic
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Fedi:
- "I follow you for the wholesome stuff"
- "I follow you for the lockpicking stuff"
- "I follow you for the adult contentοΈβ"Don't worry fam, I got ya
#Locksport #Lockpicking #Lovense #SexToy #GooglyEyes #Antiques
@alice Trying to explain to Sir why the cage is unlocked.
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Fedi:
- "I follow you for the wholesome stuff"
- "I follow you for the lockpicking stuff"
- "I follow you for the adult contentοΈβ"Don't worry fam, I got ya
#Locksport #Lockpicking #Lovense #SexToy #GooglyEyes #Antiques
@alice
The oldest butblugg.io compatible lock? -
@alice This is peak content.
@renardboy @alice the vibe will get you to the peak
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Fedi:
- "I follow you for the wholesome stuff"
- "I follow you for the lockpicking stuff"
- "I follow you for the adult contentοΈβ"Don't worry fam, I got ya
#Locksport #Lockpicking #Lovense #SexToy #GooglyEyes #Antiques
@alice I can't say that anyone has been able to unlock my rope ties with a vibrator (yet).
Maybe I should add masterlocks that need to be unlocked in a particular sequence to undo a tie? I prototyped an escape tie with some carabiners the other week as a proof of concept, so I should be able to do it with 3 masterlocks (need to do some safety analysis for more "trick" junctions)
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Fedi:
- "I follow you for the wholesome stuff"
- "I follow you for the lockpicking stuff"
- "I follow you for the adult contentοΈβ"Don't worry fam, I got ya
#Locksport #Lockpicking #Lovense #SexToy #GooglyEyes #Antiques
@alice This might be the most fedi post Iβve ever seen
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@autolycos "Lego" made me think of wind-up toys.
@alice Oh. It's beautiful. Absolute clockwork porn
I would probably just winded it up, and enjoyed watching how it works 
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@alice This is peak content.
@renardboy @alice Like, I cannot imagine any content that could be *more* Alice
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@fennix some guys still think they can get away with a 2-stroke
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Fedi:
- "I follow you for the wholesome stuff"
- "I follow you for the lockpicking stuff"
- "I follow you for the adult contentοΈβ"Don't worry fam, I got ya
#Locksport #Lockpicking #Lovense #SexToy #GooglyEyes #Antiques
@alice I follow you for all parts of you and they're all awesome.
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@renardboy @alice Like, I cannot imagine any content that could be *more* Alice
@ibwatson I wanted to do some crossover content
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@alice This is peak content.
@renardboy @alice word
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Fedi:
- "I follow you for the wholesome stuff"
- "I follow you for the lockpicking stuff"
- "I follow you for the adult contentοΈβ"Don't worry fam, I got ya
#Locksport #Lockpicking #Lovense #SexToy #GooglyEyes #Antiques
@alice This seems like it could be a pinned 'Bio' post for the vibe of your whole account, tbqh.
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Fedi:
- "I follow you for the wholesome stuff"
- "I follow you for the lockpicking stuff"
- "I follow you for the adult contentοΈβ"Don't worry fam, I got ya
#Locksport #Lockpicking #Lovense #SexToy #GooglyEyes #Antiques
perfection
hehe