Fedi: - "I follow you for the wholesome stuff 💕" - "I follow you for the lockpicking stuff 🔓" - "I follow you for the adult content ❤️‍🔥"

[webhat@infosec.exchange]

@alice nice

[mungencakes@kolektiva.social]

@alice Niceee

[glamazon@cyberpunk.lol]

@alice nice

[alice@lgbtqia.space]

@autisticplushy 67 is just a conspiracy to get non-words into the dictionary.

[autisticplushy@lgbtqia.space]

@alice i cant debate that, but we can get around it 6 or seven times until we get tired.

[michaelgemar@mstdn.ca]

@alice Noice.

[fennix@infosec.space]

@alice

1870s: steam-powered
1970s: 2-stroke engine
2070s: fusion?

[renardboy@mastodon.social]

@alice This is peak content.

[alice@lgbtqia.space]

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[alice@lgbtqia.space]

@fennix some guys still think they can get away with a 2-stroke

[autolycos@med-mastodon.com]

@renardboy @alice we pray it will not be anti-climactic

[theorangetheme@en.osm.town]

@alice Trying to explain to Sir why the cage is unlocked.

[stupeflo@pipou.academy]

@alice
The oldest butblugg.io compatible lock?

[eruonna@chaosfem.tw]

@renardboy @alice the vibe will get you to the peak

[h3mmy@lgbtqia.space]

@alice I can't say that anyone has been able to unlock my rope ties with a vibrator (yet).

Maybe I should add masterlocks that need to be unlocked in a particular sequence to undo a tie? I prototyped an escape tie with some carabiners the other week as a proof of concept, so I should be able to do it with 3 masterlocks (need to do some safety analysis for more "trick" junctions)

[schrotthaufen@mastodon.social]

@alice This might be the most fedi post I’ve ever seen

[agturcz@circumstances.run]

@alice Oh. It's beautiful. Absolute clockwork porn I would probably just winded it up, and enjoyed watching how it works

[ibwatson@mstdn.party]

@renardboy @alice Like, I cannot imagine any content that could be *more* Alice

[agturcz@circumstances.run]

@alice @fennix It's OK, as long they are also making rythmical vocalisation: wham bam wham bam wham bam...

At least it would be hilarious.

(I'm sorry, I can ruin your sex life with terrible jokes, I'll see myself out)

[mayintoronto@beige.party]

@alice I follow you for all parts of you and they're all awesome.