Fedi: - "I follow you for the wholesome stuff 💕" - "I follow you for the lockpicking stuff 🔓" - "I follow you for the adult content ❤️‍🔥"

[renardboy@mastodon.social]

@alice This is peak content.

[alice@lgbtqia.space]

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[alice@lgbtqia.space]

@fennix some guys still think they can get away with a 2-stroke

[autolycos@med-mastodon.com]

@renardboy @alice we pray it will not be anti-climactic

[theorangetheme@en.osm.town]

@alice Trying to explain to Sir why the cage is unlocked.

[stupeflo@pipou.academy]

@alice
The oldest butblugg.io compatible lock?

[eruonna@chaosfem.tw]

@renardboy @alice the vibe will get you to the peak

[h3mmy@lgbtqia.space]

@alice I can't say that anyone has been able to unlock my rope ties with a vibrator (yet).

Maybe I should add masterlocks that need to be unlocked in a particular sequence to undo a tie? I prototyped an escape tie with some carabiners the other week as a proof of concept, so I should be able to do it with 3 masterlocks (need to do some safety analysis for more "trick" junctions)

[schrotthaufen@mastodon.social]

@alice This might be the most fedi post I’ve ever seen

[agturcz@circumstances.run]

@alice Oh. It's beautiful. Absolute clockwork porn I would probably just winded it up, and enjoyed watching how it works

[ibwatson@mstdn.party]

@renardboy @alice Like, I cannot imagine any content that could be *more* Alice

[agturcz@circumstances.run]

@alice @fennix It's OK, as long they are also making rythmical vocalisation: wham bam wham bam wham bam...

At least it would be hilarious.

(I'm sorry, I can ruin your sex life with terrible jokes, I'll see myself out)

[mayintoronto@beige.party]

@alice I follow you for all parts of you and they're all awesome.

[alice@lgbtqia.space]

@ibwatson I wanted to do some crossover content

@renardboy

[glamazon@cyberpunk.lol]

@renardboy @alice word

[miss_rodent@girlcock.club]

@alice This seems like it could be a pinned 'Bio' post for the vibe of your whole account, tbqh.

[autisticplushy@lgbtqia.space]

@Taco_lad @alice hehe

[coolcalmcollected@mastodon.social]

@alice

perfection

[viq@social.hackerspace.pl]

@fennix @alice the Goku & Vegeta version, or?

[agturcz@circumstances.run]

@alice @fennix Bonus points, if they will make it sounding like ye olde Trabant, also called "Honecker's revenge".

https://inv.nadeko.net/watch?v=Rwg1geTDOb8