sharing because laughter is the best meds

[mrsveggies@mastodon.social]

@nixCraft

[philpetree@mastodon.social]

@nixCraft I had a friend, and I'd set her ringtone to The Stripper (David Rose).
One day I was walking into Best Buy in Fort Lauderdale, and 3 guys were manning the security desk. Not knowing where I was or what her ringtone was, she called just as I was near the desk... they all started smiling so I answered and said "Hey Beautiful," and they all cracked up.

[amalia22@mastodon.social]

@nixCraft

[hcbunny@beige.party]

@nixCraft

I love Jennifer.

[benaveling@infosec.exchange]

I'm not saying Chris should stop eating anything he hasn't cooked himself, but I'm also not not saying that.
@nixCraft

[mlohbihler@techhub.social]

@nixCraft wow, that's cold

[atlovato@mastodon.social]

@nixCraft

[iain_bright@mastodon.green]

@nixCraft worthy of @fesshole

[grob@mstdn.social]

@nixCraft something something infosec via policy without technical enforcement. Gonna steal this to talk to management.

[remittancegirl@mstdn.social]

@nixCraft I hope he appreciates that he has a funny and brilliant wife.

[knowprose@mastodon.social]

@nixCraft Mental note: Don't get a wife.

[colorblindcowboy@mastodon.art]

@nixCraft I question this because honestly who doesn’t know about Do Not Disturb?

[enigma@norden.social]

@nixCraft
s h i t h a p p e n s!

[mlen@social.hackerspace.pl]

@colorblindcowboy @nixCraft It still allows to configure exceptions, but yes

[toxy@mastodon.acc.sunet.se]

@nixCraft She’s a keeper. Skillz.

[micdan5@mastodon.social]

@nixCraft I'm seriously interested why he actually keeps shitting himself EVERY DAY.

[leeloo@chaosfem.tw]

@micdan5 @nixCraft
Who says he does? She knew the store employees would be looking at his phone.

[micdan5@mastodon.social]

@leeloo @nixCraft That's why we love Jennifer

[leeloo@chaosfem.tw]

@micdan5 @nixCraft
She probably even has access to his phone location, so she could see when he was in the store.

[401matthall@mastodon.xyz]

@nixcraft

This is how relationships are meant to work. Celebrate this woman.