What's your biggest turn-on when it comes to dating profile pictures?

[thehole@dasforum.org]

@alice obviously "all of the above"

[iampytest1@infosec.exchange]

@alice I accidentally selected "blatant wealth signifiers". I blame being on a phone.

[paulatothepeople@climatejustice.social]

@alice reusable ffp2-mask with inclusive pride flag printed on it

[kiwikiwikiwi@tech.lgbt]

How about someone holding a small fish?

[brass75@twit.social]

@alice it won't let me vote for none!!!

[cocaine_owlbear@retro.pizza]

@alice I picked one, but this really needs a "none of the above" option.

[sterophonick@wetdry.world]

@alice tasteful, composed, yet still sexualized nudes. a dick or pussy should be a complement to the rest of one's body, not the main focus. show some effort in your pics

[taurus@thicc.horse]

@alice good poll!

[captmikeyates@tech.lgbt]

@alice Holding a sausage. An actual cooked sausage.
Goth chests, Tattoos and piercings optional.
Photo as a Nun.
Photo in military uniform.
Photo in Star Trek cosplay.
Photo with a firearm.
Photo with a bladed weapon.

And yes, I am a weirdo

[alice@lgbtqia.space]

@kiwikiwikiwi even hotter...

[daveography@yeg.bike]

@alice

Wraparound sunglasses
Taken inside a truck cab

[alice@lgbtqia.space]

I feel like y'all either hate dogs and cats, or sarcasm

[alex@pawb.fun]

@alice Since I don't date (I buy them at the supermarket - yeah yeah, you've heard that one a million times), I can only tell you what my immediate turn-offs would be.

(that's kinda how i work, easier to tell what I don't like.)

So that won't help you.

(I think I would give bonus points for cat somewhere in the picture, though.)

[jef@mastodon.social]

@alice May I introduce you to Jonathan the Sturgeon Guy

[toekneegee@universeodon.com]

@alice
The dog/cat vote was my serious pick that makes the others funny

[lurkingdurgen@lonely.town]

@alice just being honest

[alice@lgbtqia.space]

@jef so hot!

[nuclearoatmeal@beige.party]

@alice

No bacon. Swipe whichever direction is no. Left?

And I'm guessing left from a song in Hazbin Hotel Sorry babe, but I'm not swiping right

[aprazeth@mstdn.social]

@alice

There I was, just scrolling my feed enjoying all the silent Sunday toots, minding my own business.

And out pops this toot, causing me to do a double take and have a hearty chuckle.

Thank you 🩵

[eedly@mindly.social]

@alice I remember two pictures from my now-spouse's OkCupid dating profile.

One was a sexy beach pic. Specifically, it was a windswept, overcast, PNW beach and she was wearing foul weather gear and looking at a collection of seal bones.

The other was a fuck pic. Or rather, a clothed picture of her grinning and extending her middle finger, saying "fuck you!" She told me later this was in the event one of her exes found her profile.