Briliant!!

[soviut@hachyderm.io]

@VeroniqueB99 The pastries alone would be worth it.

[jqmcd@sfba.social]

@VeroniqueB99 Sign me up!

[mrrmot@oldbytes.space]

@cynthiarose Yeah, I was just going to say that it has been foretold that a large part will become an island and you will need Map to the Stars Eddie to show you around. @spytfyre @VeroniqueB99

[me@aron.social]

@chertridge @lexinova @VeroniqueB99 1.Pick a country 2. Pick a place 3. Pick a job 4. Fill out some forms (all digital, as if it were the future) 5. Wait for some bureaucracy 6. Yay! We always wanted you here! This is amazing! 7. Spend about a work week every year trying to figure out how and why you still have to pay taxed in the US/50k+ dollars to get rid of your citizenship (but it's still worth it)

[sayonaraminasan@urusai.social]

@VeroniqueB99 please extend that to Washington and Oregon!

[da_gut@dice.camp]

@VeroniqueB99 but why California? I vote for Maine. It’s closer to Denmark. And I would stay living in Maine if this happened.

[quasit@kolektiva.social]

@VeroniqueB99 It would make more sense for them to buy New England! Our climate is more like theirs, and we're much closer to them.

[sloanlance@mastodon.social]

@VeroniqueB99
And also… brilliant!

[benhm3@saint-paul.us]

@VeroniqueB99

HEY!!!! Why not MN?! We need off this hellbound train right now! Plus, tons of Scandahoovians here.

(Not so many Danes, lotta Swedes and Norwegians tho.)

[astropug@hachyderm.io]

@VeroniqueB99

I hear they also have butter cookies, and marzipan cake.

[nat@kind.social]

@VeroniqueB99 "how dare you try to take our colony that we rightfully stole"

[plantfeest@mastodon.social]

@VeroniqueB99

Now that the market has been opened, maybe we, the ppl of the Netherlands, can buy back New York.

While our former Prime Minister, current EU Chief Armory Marketeer, is goin down on Daddy Yankee , and Big Agro insists on making our own territory unlivable from CO2, PFAS shit and the hidden but infinite wailing of suffering fams - pigs, cows, chicken, goats and more.

..blowing our dandelion seeds and funghi spores your way, in hopes of building A Bridge to our

[plantfeest@mastodon.social]

@VeroniqueB99

Bridge to Your Heart - Wax
https://on.soundcloud.com/dVMeReGshOXicZjemp

[solarkater@mastodon.social]

@VeroniqueB99
what’s missing is the petition from the Californian side to adhere as a province to Denmark
(especially as Newsom is actually defending ICE)

[holls@sfba.social]

@VeroniqueB99

Awww, CA️ you too Denmark!

[billmcguire@universeodon.com]

@VeroniqueB99

I might move there if that ever happens for real; of course I do NOT want to live near any fault lines or overly large cities.

[spiegelmama@infosec.exchange]

@VeroniqueB99 Solvang was a foothold - I knew it.

Not that fond of their pastry, tbh, but I can bake, and everything else is awesome. Let's do it.

[su_g@aus.social]

@BenHM3
Cousins!

@VeroniqueB99

[su_g@aus.social]

@Quasit
Assumes they want same same but maybe they want different?

@VeroniqueB99

[cynblogger@sfba.social]

@VeroniqueB99
I see my house!

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