when you are too pure for this world

[naomielizabeth@chaosfem.tw]

@sugar

'Nuts' is certainly a lot purer than the other thing NTS can stand for.

[gimulnautti@mastodon.green]

@sugar boy, do I have a trunk to sell you!

[scottmichaud@mastodon.gamedev.place]

@sugar Elfnts: Elephants, not Elf Nuts. Now streaming on Crunchyroll.

[crazyeddie@mastodon.social]

@sugar Sure. LFANTS was too tough to come up with. It's not that you want to make sure we get the "elf nuts" joke without you straight saying, "Yo! I mean 'elf nuts'."

[shadsterling@mastodon.social]

@fishidwardrobe @sugar ELPNTS

[pizzademon@mastodon.online]

@sugar I thought they loved The Fonts.

[makeitmythic@mastodon.social]

@sugar https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qByjA5pZopQ

[greatbigtable@mastodon.social]

@sugar I wish more people would get explanatory license frames.

[eigen@mattstodon.panar.ooo]

@sugar hah, wow: it's been a very long time since the prurient meaning of something didn't even occur to me: I had to read the license plate frame to even understand there was an alternative interpretation.

Maybe this is because I coïncidentally happened to've watched a few elephant videos on YouTube, recently?

[peachmcd@union.place]

@sugar
️️

[ferbv@mastodon.social]

@sugar i really wish I could have a personallize plate

[michaelgemar@cosocial.ca]

@sugar @CowboyWho

[fishidwardrobe@mastodon.me.uk]

@ShadSterling @sugar
LPHNTS
ELPHNT
ELEPHS
JUMBOS

[strawhousepig@mastodon.social]

@NaomiElizabeth @sugar OK, I'll bite, what's the other thing?

[nilajones@zeroes.ca]

@sugar

I cackled, which woke up the cat on the other side of the room, and she is now meowing to ask me what the fuck

[naomielizabeth@chaosfem.tw]

@strawhousepig @sugar

The shortened version of netorase, which when combined with elf leaves me wondering why that Honda isn't also wrapped in vinyl decals of one of the many anime girls with blonde hair, big boobs, and long ears.

[khleedril@cyberplace.social]

@sugar American plate regulations are nuts.

[agnew_hawk@mastodon.social]

@fraggle

@sugar

Boil 'em, smash them, stick'em in a stew!