I hope John Roberts can't watch the NFL playoff games today because he has explosive diarrhea.
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I hope that today John Roberts' wife goes to her expensive concierge gynecologist and gets tested for the burning she and the Chief Justice have been experiencing, and she gets good news and bad news: no it's not an STI, so in his case it actually probably is the new soap she bought – but also she has developed an allergy to his semen, meaning they either need to give up intercourse or return to using condoms, which they haven't had to do for years and which anyway are banned by their church. Hmmm, she thinks. Decisions, decisions...
I hope that last night John Roberts had his first erotic dream in a long time and it was super realistic and intense and pleasurable but the person he was with in the dream was Brett Kavanaugh who at one point sort of transformed into Clarence Thomas and then it was the three of them together and so all day today he feels sort of awkward around Brett and Clarence.
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I hope that last night John Roberts had his first erotic dream in a long time and it was super realistic and intense and pleasurable but the person he was with in the dream was Brett Kavanaugh who at one point sort of transformed into Clarence Thomas and then it was the three of them together and so all day today he feels sort of awkward around Brett and Clarence.
It seems someone has found this thread
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It seems someone has found this thread
@icastico Ha! Man, I dream of Roberts somehow stumbling across it one day and realizing that, no, he is not above it all.
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@sarae He's pretty good on Indian law. Not sure what else.
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@sarae He's pretty good on Indian law. Not sure what else.
Isn’t that Gorsuch?
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Isn’t that Gorsuch?
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I hope that last night John Roberts had his first erotic dream in a long time and it was super realistic and intense and pleasurable but the person he was with in the dream was Brett Kavanaugh who at one point sort of transformed into Clarence Thomas and then it was the three of them together and so all day today he feels sort of awkward around Brett and Clarence.
I hope that John Roberts went for a nice preprandial walk before dinner this evening and he thought he dressed warmly enough but halfway out he realized he hadn't and so began walking more briskly which yes made him a little warmer but after he was back home he realized his right hip was hurting because he had aggravated his bursitis and so tonight he has trouble sleeping because he's a side sleeper but the point of his hip is too painful so he has to sleep on his back which makes him snore and in the morning he's still fatigued and has a sore throat.
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I hope that John Roberts went for a nice preprandial walk before dinner this evening and he thought he dressed warmly enough but halfway out he realized he hadn't and so began walking more briskly which yes made him a little warmer but after he was back home he realized his right hip was hurting because he had aggravated his bursitis and so tonight he has trouble sleeping because he's a side sleeper but the point of his hip is too painful so he has to sleep on his back which makes him snore and in the morning he's still fatigued and has a sore throat.
Today I hope John Roberts' hip still hurts and his throat is still sore, and that he's giving a speech to the Federalist Society tonight and has to take a long walk and then up stairs to the podium which aggravates his hip and the amplification isn't very good so he has to try to speak loudly and he's really uncomfortable and the crowd isn't very impressed with him because his gimpy limp and faint voice make him seem weak, which is never a good look among fascists.
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@reijomancer ,_/\_
My hope is that the cumulative effect of small daily insults immediately will drive him off the cliff. -
Today I hope John Roberts' hip still hurts and his throat is still sore, and that he's giving a speech to the Federalist Society tonight and has to take a long walk and then up stairs to the podium which aggravates his hip and the amplification isn't very good so he has to try to speak loudly and he's really uncomfortable and the crowd isn't very impressed with him because his gimpy limp and faint voice make him seem weak, which is never a good look among fascists.
I hope John Roberts really admired Chuck Norris and is sad today.
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I hope John Roberts really admired Chuck Norris and is sad today.
Today because it's 68° and sunny in DC I hope John Roberts goes for a walk to see the cherry blossoms but they're not quite open yet and he knows he's really busy for the next 2-3 weeks and won't be able to make time to come see them at their peak and that makes him sad.
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Today because it's 68° and sunny in DC I hope John Roberts goes for a walk to see the cherry blossoms but they're not quite open yet and he knows he's really busy for the next 2-3 weeks and won't be able to make time to come see them at their peak and that makes him sad.
Today I hope John Roberts develops athlete's foot and it's really cracked and painful and burny.
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Today I hope John Roberts develops athlete's foot and it's really cracked and painful and burny.
Today I hope John Roberts' mortgage payment arrives late and the lender charges him a late fee even though the envelope was postmarked on time. https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/supreme-court/supreme-court-tackles-dispute-mail-ballots-ahead-november-elections-rcna263748
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Today I hope John Roberts' mortgage payment arrives late and the lender charges him a late fee even though the envelope was postmarked on time. https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/supreme-court/supreme-court-tackles-dispute-mail-ballots-ahead-november-elections-rcna263748
Today I hope John Roberts awoke with a sore jaw because all the small bad things that have been happening to him every day for the last couple of months are cumulatively starting to overwhelm him with cortisol and he has begun to grind his teeth at night, and later today he learns that the grinding has made his teeth super sensitive and how he learns this is that he sips a cold drink and experiences a sharp jab of pain right through his skull and also his jaw keeps clicking in a weird way.
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@mralancooper Both topics have made appearances in the thread. And the year is young.
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Today I hope John Roberts awoke with a sore jaw because all the small bad things that have been happening to him every day for the last couple of months are cumulatively starting to overwhelm him with cortisol and he has begun to grind his teeth at night, and later today he learns that the grinding has made his teeth super sensitive and how he learns this is that he sips a cold drink and experiences a sharp jab of pain right through his skull and also his jaw keeps clicking in a weird way.
Today I hope John Roberts is finding it difficult to work because his jaw pain kept him awake last night and now he's really, really sleepy.
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@ai6yr _/\_
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Today I hope John Roberts is finding it difficult to work because his jaw pain kept him awake last night and now he's really, really sleepy.
I hope that when John Roberts got home from work tonight, he was juggling his briefcase and a couple loose books and a bottle of wine someone gave him and managed to awkwardly get his right middle finger in the way as he slammed the heavy door of his Mercedes and it damn near broke it and at least jammed the joint, and now it's substantially swollen and turning purple and the whole thing throbs with pain with every pulse over and over and over even though he's taken too much ibuprofen and is applying ice, and he might lose his fingernail, and also he dropped the wine when he klutzed out and the bottle broke on his driveway and despite his pain he really needs to go sweep it up.
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@boelder Thank you! I'm finding beauty in the details.
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@JohanDiederik With @ProPublica and Congressional Democrats looking carefully at the Supreme Court's financial disclosures, a nice bottle of Leroy Musigny Grand Cru pinot noir is a smart way to deliver a bribe.
