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[honze_net@infosec.exchange]

@cmconseils Just put the toast on an old smart phone. Gets equally hot.

[qccechris@mastodon.social]

@cmconseils
"Oops, looks like you're toaster experienced a problem while updating. Update program has crashed.
Please call tech support to fix it on: 1800-555-YYYY"

[peach@phpc.social]

@cmconseils is this real?

[cmconseils@mastodon.social]

@peach no

[peach@phpc.social]

@cmconseils phew. I just don’t know these days. Thanks for clarity.

[zash@fosstodon.org]

@cmconseils Don't give them ideas!

[niavy@masto.bike]

@cmconseils
Is it a true pic or a mockup ????

[cmconseils@mastodon.social]

@niavy it's a joke i think

[zash@fosstodon.org]

@cmconseils we hit peak toaster in the 1940s, it's been downhill ever since
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1OfxlSG6q5Y

[cmconseils@mastodon.social]

Also: why don’t toasters have a window so you can see how toasted your bread is

[dzwiedziu@mastodon.social]

@cmconseils
https://noai.duckduckgo.com/?q=toaster+window&ia=images&iax=images

The problem is that the heating elements would block the view or your bread would be untoasted on one side.

[fraca7@social.linux.pizza]

@cmconseils You mean like that, or the operating system?

[redrummy@ohai.social]

@zash @cmconseils I adore that YT channel, and yes, I saw the toaster episode.

[terryenglish@blob.cat]

@cmconseils
That is a damn good point

[redrummy@ohai.social]

@cmconseils I will never, hear me, NEVER connect a kitchen or laundry to appliance to the internet. DEATH FIRST #InternetOfShit

[lionelbouton@ruby.social]

@cmconseils They exist : https://www.homecrux.com/10-transparent-toasters-to-ensure-you-never-burn-your-toast-again/40213/

They might be a pain to clean and keep the window transparent though.

[naturebuisson@mamot.fr]

@cmconseils My grandparents had something like this one…

[cmconseils@mastodon.social]

@naturebuisson pooh I remember too

[dalias@hachyderm.io]

@cmconseils Like on TVs and stuff, yes, it's a real problem that it's almost impossible to find one without IoT-shit.

But on a toaster, the suffering is entirely self-inflicted.

It was a choice to buy the $100+ status-symbol toaster rather than the $5 one at WalMart.

[christopherbrown@mastodon.social]

@cmconseils @catsalad My new cooktop has both WiFi and BT connections and I simple said, “if anybody connects anything to this cooktop, I’m smashing it throwing it in the creek.”

I should look into playing boom squad and clipping wires.