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If a baguette could move, how would it move?

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  • mauvedeity@mastodon.socialM mauvedeity@mastodon.social

    @sheepfilms I would have to say “Naan of the above”, and my reasoning is just the pun.

    sheepfilms@mastodon.socialS This user is from outside of this forum
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    #71

    @mauvedeity perfect.

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    • sheepfilms@mastodon.socialS sheepfilms@mastodon.social

      If a baguette could move, how would it move? Give your reasoning pls.
      (this is an old GIF from the archive, posting it here finally)

      nat@eldritch.cafeN This user is from outside of this forum
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      #72

      @sheepfilms can't really chose but i can give my interpretation of each
      1 alive, not baked
      2 cartoony setting got scared of a bread cutter alive(?)
      3 baked, animated by magic not sentient
      4 unbaked animated by magic dubously sentient

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      • sheepfilms@mastodon.socialS sheepfilms@mastodon.social

        Before you answer 3 - I made 3 more baguettes that don't distort 🙂(plus a snake one because I felt like it)

        nat@eldritch.cafeN This user is from outside of this forum
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        #73

        @sheepfilms
        5 real world baguette windy
        6 cooked animated by magic dubiously sentient
        7 cane for an invisible goblin? or underwater motion unsure
        8 alive unbaked preys on little sentient mouse shaped blocks of cheese

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        • sheepfilms@mastodon.socialS sheepfilms@mastodon.social

          If a baguette could move, how would it move? Give your reasoning pls.
          (this is an old GIF from the archive, posting it here finally)

          pionir@mastodon.onlineP This user is from outside of this forum
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          #74

          @sheepfilms very slowly and carefully because it's a pain

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          • sheepfilms@mastodon.socialS sheepfilms@mastodon.social

            If a baguette could move, how would it move? Give your reasoning pls.
            (this is an old GIF from the archive, posting it here finally)

            ruenahcmohr@infosec.exchangeR This user is from outside of this forum
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            #75

            @sheepfilms based on the skelatol structure and physics, I'm going with 1.

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            • sheepfilms@mastodon.socialS sheepfilms@mastodon.social

              Before you answer 3 - I made 3 more baguettes that don't distort 🙂(plus a snake one because I felt like it)

              ddlyh@topspicy.socialD This user is from outside of this forum
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              #76

              @sheepfilms
              1 or 5.

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              • sheepfilms@mastodon.socialS sheepfilms@mastodon.social

                If a baguette could move, how would it move? Give your reasoning pls.
                (this is an old GIF from the archive, posting it here finally)

                brezy@det.socialB This user is from outside of this forum
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                #77

                @sheepfilms 3

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                • sheepfilms@mastodon.socialS sheepfilms@mastodon.social

                  If a baguette could move, how would it move? Give your reasoning pls.
                  (this is an old GIF from the archive, posting it here finally)

                  svengeier@mathstodon.xyzS This user is from outside of this forum
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                  #78

                  @sheepfilms
                  F

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                  • sheepfilms@mastodon.socialS sheepfilms@mastodon.social

                    Before you answer 3 - I made 3 more baguettes that don't distort 🙂(plus a snake one because I felt like it)

                    bluebabbler@mastodon.socialB This user is from outside of this forum
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                    #79

                    @sheepfilms 5, of course.

                    From personal experience.

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                    • sheepfilms@mastodon.socialS sheepfilms@mastodon.social

                      If a baguette could move, how would it move? Give your reasoning pls.
                      (this is an old GIF from the archive, posting it here finally)

                      r1rail@pouet.chapril.orgR This user is from outside of this forum
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                      #80

                      @sheepfilms

                      definitely 3 for a cooked enough baguette. If it can warp, it means the crust is not rigid enough

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                      • sheepfilms@mastodon.socialS sheepfilms@mastodon.social

                        If a baguette could move, how would it move? Give your reasoning pls.
                        (this is an old GIF from the archive, posting it here finally)

                        perylenebleu@eldritch.cafeP This user is from outside of this forum
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                        #81

                        @sheepfilms Spontaneously I'd imagine it hops on its point.

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                        • sheepfilms@mastodon.socialS sheepfilms@mastodon.social

                          Before you answer 3 - I made 3 more baguettes that don't distort 🙂(plus a snake one because I felt like it)

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                          #82

                          @sheepfilms Oh my god... I think 5 personally since that seems like it's meet the least resistance but these are all excellent and vaguely threatening hahaha

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                          • sheepfilms@mastodon.socialS sheepfilms@mastodon.social

                            If a baguette could move, how would it move? Give your reasoning pls.
                            (this is an old GIF from the archive, posting it here finally)

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                            #83

                            @sheepfilms 3 for me, it's more... impressive!

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                            • sheepfilms@mastodon.socialS sheepfilms@mastodon.social

                              Before you answer 3 - I made 3 more baguettes that don't distort 🙂(plus a snake one because I felt like it)

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                              #84

                              @sheepfilms Still 3!
                              or 5 if it's hill or tired 😛

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                              • sheepfilms@mastodon.socialS sheepfilms@mastodon.social

                                Before you answer 3 - I made 3 more baguettes that don't distort 🙂(plus a snake one because I felt like it)

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                                #85

                                @sheepfilms 5 is the more relevant to the "toast allways fall on the jam side"

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                                • sheepfilms@mastodon.socialS sheepfilms@mastodon.social

                                  Before you answer 3 - I made 3 more baguettes that don't distort 🙂(plus a snake one because I felt like it)

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                                  #86

                                  I'll pick 2-nd fighter, cause it's cool 😎

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                                  • sheepfilms@mastodon.socialS sheepfilms@mastodon.social

                                    Before you answer 3 - I made 3 more baguettes that don't distort 🙂(plus a snake one because I felt like it)

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                                    #87

                                    @sheepfilms I won’t eat any of those "baguette".

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                                    • sheepfilms@mastodon.socialS sheepfilms@mastodon.social

                                      If a baguette could move, how would it move? Give your reasoning pls.
                                      (this is an old GIF from the archive, posting it here finally)

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                                      #88

                                      @sheepfilms I misread that as battleguette and now it needs armor and tracks 😬

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                                      • sheepfilms@mastodon.socialS sheepfilms@mastodon.social

                                        If a baguette could move, how would it move? Give your reasoning pls.
                                        (this is an old GIF from the archive, posting it here finally)

                                        nerdd@mstdn.socialN This user is from outside of this forum
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                                        #89

                                        @sheepfilms @leonieke 3, because all the other ones imply that it is a soggy baguette, and nobody wants a soggy baguette.

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                                        • sheepfilms@mastodon.socialS sheepfilms@mastodon.social

                                          If a baguette could move, how would it move? Give your reasoning pls.
                                          (this is an old GIF from the archive, posting it here finally)

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                                          #90

                                          @sheepfilms I'm going to say 4, but 2 if the baguette is in a hurry. 8 is delightful but I'm almost certain no baguette has a spine and I think one would be necessary for that

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