If a baguette could move, how would it move?

[perylenebleu@eldritch.cafe]

@sheepfilms Spontaneously I'd imagine it hops on its point.

[renkotsuban@maestoso.org]

@sheepfilms Oh my god... I think 5 personally since that seems like it's meet the least resistance but these are all excellent and vaguely threatening hahaha

[nomys_tempar@framapiaf.org]

@sheepfilms 3 for me, it's more... impressive!

[nomys_tempar@framapiaf.org]

@sheepfilms Still 3!
or 5 if it's hill or tired

[tadc47@hostux.social]

@sheepfilms 5 is the more relevant to the "toast allways fall on the jam side"

[wannabe_alarmist@mastodon.social]

I'll pick 2-nd fighter, cause it's cool

[cyphersephiroth@piaille.fr]

@sheepfilms I won’t eat any of those "baguette".

[hiway@mastodon.social]

@sheepfilms I misread that as battleguette and now it needs armor and tracks

[nerdd@mstdn.social]

@sheepfilms @leonieke 3, because all the other ones imply that it is a soggy baguette, and nobody wants a soggy baguette.

[radicalabacus@hachyderm.io]

@sheepfilms I'm going to say 4, but 2 if the baguette is in a hurry. 8 is delightful but I'm almost certain no baguette has a spine and I think one would be necessary for that