RANKED. COMPETITIVE.

[lopta@mastodon.social]

@JonBaker My daughter would win that every time!

[darkling@mstdn.social]

@JonBaker There are separate categories for volume (cm³) and volume (dB).

[janet_52square@sunny.garden]

@JonBaker I should think the R.H.S. competitive toileting would be hotly contested and strictly judged. I can’t think of a better competition for a field of tipsy farmers!

[wcbdata@vis.social]

@JonBaker Scotland at its best.

[mycotropic@beige.party]

@JonBaker

Quadratholon anyone?

[dreamwright@beige.party]

@JonBaker

Is this one of those odd traditional sports? I'll bet that's why they're all wearing kilts!

[woutervanmaanen@mastodon.green]

@JonBaker here in the Netherlands there is also figure or letter pooping. And pooping a simple I or J won't cut it. S, and V are barely competitive. You need to literally bring more than your A game to win...

[dukeduke@mastodon.social]

@JonBaker I've been saving up all week, so I hope this starts soon!

[jorsh@beige.party]

@JonBaker

You are exactly as excited as I would have imagined you to be. The universe has blessed us.

[black_flag@beige.party]

@JonBaker That's not how it works. You have to throw them over a high bar.

[jeremymallin@autistics.life]

@JonBaker
Are there style points?

[altlazybear@mas.to]

@JonBaker Better eat that random gas station sandwich from the US !

[daniel_gonzalez@neopaquita.es]

@JonBaker I imagine it like figure skating, with points for objetive measures and others for subjetive ones

[gmsizemore@mastodon.social]

@JonBaker I think Randy Marsh is still Number 1.

[drj@typo.social]

@JonBaker "showing Scotland at its best"

[nikkiunleashed@mastodon.social]

@JonBaker In this case are laxatives considered a sports enhancer?

[kleines_z@queer.group]

@JonBaker
Showing Scotland at it's best: competitive pooping.

[tymwol@hachyderm.io]

@JonBaker simply social media

[datterich@darmstadt.social]

"proudly presented by"...

@JonBaker @catsalad

[sendtherunners@mstdn.ca]

@JonBaker

Remember this one?

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0995583/