I have been slowly befriending one of the local cats that comes into our garden sometimes.
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@astronomerritt soon, he will lie on your couch or in your bed
@DrJLecter He’s the neighbour’s cat so I won’t encourage this too much
and I certainly won’t be feeding him. He’s a little bit chonky, honestly, especially for an outside cat. -
@astronomerritt it sounds like such an easy thing to do! No idea why it's so hard for some people
That's why cats love me, too 
@DrJLecter I think “cute kitty!!!” just overwhelms a lot of folk. Understandable! Cats are very cute!
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this is also partially why cats like to come bother you when you’re focused on something else. your behaviour is relaxed and predictable, you’re not making eye contact with them, you’re broadcasting “chill” in cat language.
of course, if the cat is your friend, they also simply want your love and attention, and you don’t seem to be doing anything important to a cat. you’re clearly not hunting or sleeping or eating. so why not cuddle time??? why stare at the glowy box when you could be PETTING THE CAT.
why indeed, honestly.
one more fun fact about cats:
in South Korea, cat lovers are called 집사 or jibsa, which can be translated as “butler”.
we’re cat butlers. feels accurate!
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one more fun fact about cats:
in South Korea, cat lovers are called 집사 or jibsa, which can be translated as “butler”.
we’re cat butlers. feels accurate!
@astronomerritt
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one more fun fact about cats:
in South Korea, cat lovers are called 집사 or jibsa, which can be translated as “butler”.
we’re cat butlers. feels accurate!
@astronomerritt this tracks! XD
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this is also partially why cats like to come bother you when you’re focused on something else. your behaviour is relaxed and predictable, you’re not making eye contact with them, you’re broadcasting “chill” in cat language.
of course, if the cat is your friend, they also simply want your love and attention, and you don’t seem to be doing anything important to a cat. you’re clearly not hunting or sleeping or eating. so why not cuddle time??? why stare at the glowy box when you could be PETTING THE CAT.
why indeed, honestly.
@astronomerritt And all those movements your hands are making on a keyboard, they look like cat petting movements, so the cat naturally wants to lie right there.
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@astronomerritt And all those movements your hands are making on a keyboard, they look like cat petting movements, so the cat naturally wants to lie right there.
@aegir Of course. Why pet that hard rattly plastic thing when you could pet The Cat?
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@DrJLecter He’s the neighbour’s cat so I won’t encourage this too much
and I certainly won’t be feeding him. He’s a little bit chonky, honestly, especially for an outside cat.@astronomerritt gotcha! Not that this discouraged my parents' neighbour cat from moving in full time in old age or my sister's cat besiege the neighbour's house
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@DrJLecter I think “cute kitty!!!” just overwhelms a lot of folk. Understandable! Cats are very cute!
@astronomerritt trufax! (Do people still say this
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this is why cats seem to gravitate towards the one person in a room who doesn’t like cats. it isn’t spite or contrariness! it’s just that the cat-disliking person ISN’T BOTHERING THEM.
cats often find human behaviour confusing! but a human sitting there minding their own business and not looking at them is honestly pretty cat behaviour, and thus comprehensible to them as “relaxed, predictable, not being weird or threatening”
@astronomerritt Reminds me of college when i accidentally socialized a friend's cat. She had two, one was relatively friendly and one she adopted after finding it abandoned as a kitten and it was terrified of everything. She went on study abroad for a term and left the cats with a second friend, with whom I was sharing an apartment. And me being me I spent many of my weekends reading in the couch. And eventually kitty number two would perch in the couch, and be ignored by me because book. So my friend gets home and we all move back to our normal house (it was being renovated) and one day I wander over to her room and she notices that other than her & her boyfriend I'm literally the only person kitty two doesn't hide from. Kitty two was never going to come up to me and want pets, but I was clearly "safe enough" that she could keep sitting on my friend's desk and didn't have to go hide when I stopped by.
I think that made me a cat person despite the fact her little brats (affectionate) decided my brand new bath mat was a litter box (mirrored apartment, the litter box was in the other bathroom, but one of the people in that bedroom had her boyfriend over and shut them out, so what they did was both very smart and extremely passive aggressive).
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this is why cats seem to gravitate towards the one person in a room who doesn’t like cats. it isn’t spite or contrariness! it’s just that the cat-disliking person ISN’T BOTHERING THEM.
cats often find human behaviour confusing! but a human sitting there minding their own business and not looking at them is honestly pretty cat behaviour, and thus comprehensible to them as “relaxed, predictable, not being weird or threatening”
@astronomerritt I read that it's also often that the unconscious body language we give off when we don't like something and don't want it anywhere near us - turning away, narrowing of eyes, etc. - actually means the opposite to cats! They think you're giving off safe and friendly vibes. 🤭
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one more fun fact about cats:
in South Korea, cat lovers are called 집사 or jibsa, which can be translated as “butler”.
we’re cat butlers. feels accurate!
@astronomerritt I'm in this post and I'm not sure I like it!
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this is also partially why cats like to come bother you when you’re focused on something else. your behaviour is relaxed and predictable, you’re not making eye contact with them, you’re broadcasting “chill” in cat language.
of course, if the cat is your friend, they also simply want your love and attention, and you don’t seem to be doing anything important to a cat. you’re clearly not hunting or sleeping or eating. so why not cuddle time??? why stare at the glowy box when you could be PETTING THE CAT.
why indeed, honestly.
@astronomerritt occasionally cats completely reject this and are just like HELLO YES PLAY WITH ME. there was a local one we nicknamed socks who ran up to me in the street and let me pick him up and give him fuss. no slow blink timid approach stuff, just right in with the hugs. we moved and I still miss him.
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this is why cats seem to gravitate towards the one person in a room who doesn’t like cats. it isn’t spite or contrariness! it’s just that the cat-disliking person ISN’T BOTHERING THEM.
cats often find human behaviour confusing! but a human sitting there minding their own business and not looking at them is honestly pretty cat behaviour, and thus comprehensible to them as “relaxed, predictable, not being weird or threatening”
@astronomerritt but they’re soft and huggable, and they make good vibrations—distressingly, they sometimes do this when scared which leads uninitiated, but well-meaning, cat-botherer to continue picking up and snuggling their furry butts.
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this is why cats seem to gravitate towards the one person in a room who doesn’t like cats. it isn’t spite or contrariness! it’s just that the cat-disliking person ISN’T BOTHERING THEM.
cats often find human behaviour confusing! but a human sitting there minding their own business and not looking at them is honestly pretty cat behaviour, and thus comprehensible to them as “relaxed, predictable, not being weird or threatening”
@astronomerritt I'm allergic to cats, and my experience is that *cats absolutely love me*. I'm convinced that this is precisely because they very quickly clock me as "rare giant ape who *doesn't* harass me".
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@astronomerritt but they’re soft and huggable, and they make good vibrations—distressingly, they sometimes do this when scared which leads uninitiated, but well-meaning, cat-botherer to continue picking up and snuggling their furry butts.
@astronomerritt ex adopted a big boy kitty like that, purred loudly when picked up, but he—apparently—hated it. He also hated other cats and could not be added to her parents’ clowder, which already included one cat who was DNI (she was so fluffy, but I did manage to control myself around that traumatized cat). I hope he eventually found a home where he could just be happy and alone most of the time.
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one more fun fact about cats:
in South Korea, cat lovers are called 집사 or jibsa, which can be translated as “butler”.
we’re cat butlers. feels accurate!
@astronomerritt
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@astronomerritt Reminds me of college when i accidentally socialized a friend's cat. She had two, one was relatively friendly and one she adopted after finding it abandoned as a kitten and it was terrified of everything. She went on study abroad for a term and left the cats with a second friend, with whom I was sharing an apartment. And me being me I spent many of my weekends reading in the couch. And eventually kitty number two would perch in the couch, and be ignored by me because book. So my friend gets home and we all move back to our normal house (it was being renovated) and one day I wander over to her room and she notices that other than her & her boyfriend I'm literally the only person kitty two doesn't hide from. Kitty two was never going to come up to me and want pets, but I was clearly "safe enough" that she could keep sitting on my friend's desk and didn't have to go hide when I stopped by.
I think that made me a cat person despite the fact her little brats (affectionate) decided my brand new bath mat was a litter box (mirrored apartment, the litter box was in the other bathroom, but one of the people in that bedroom had her boyfriend over and shut them out, so what they did was both very smart and extremely passive aggressive).
As a child visiting my friend Jay, I would sometimes crouch down and say hi (from a respectful distance obvs) to their skittish Siamese, and she would come over and get a quick pet, and then I would stand up to find the whole family staring at me in disbelief, because she did nothing but terrorize them. "What do you DO to this poor cat?" "Nothing! We LOVE the cat! She HATES us!"
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this is also partially why cats like to come bother you when you’re focused on something else. your behaviour is relaxed and predictable, you’re not making eye contact with them, you’re broadcasting “chill” in cat language.
of course, if the cat is your friend, they also simply want your love and attention, and you don’t seem to be doing anything important to a cat. you’re clearly not hunting or sleeping or eating. so why not cuddle time??? why stare at the glowy box when you could be PETTING THE CAT.
why indeed, honestly.
@astronomerritt imo the whole "don't make eye contact, just ignore them, make soothing noises if they come closer" is a pretty solid approach with dogs as well. At the very least, let the dog come to you first. I mostly ignore other dogs in dog parks unless they come say hi and I've had totally strange dogs come to me for safety when things get a bit too rowdy
I think people very often assume that all dogs love every human being they come across, if not instantly, then after they've had a little sniff, when obviously that's not true. I have two rescue galgos (aka spanish greyhounds) and they are quite fearful of people in general, and so far haven't really grown to like any friend or relative etc of ours (we've had them for about three years now). Entirely possible that they will be aloof at best towards strangers for the rest of their lives. Before these two, I had a smooth collie and she was also often pretty meh about people. Particularly if you were rude with your introductions, which people quite often are with dogs too imo. Most of them just tolerate it with no obvious complaints because they do love humans
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the flip side of this is that dogs tend to be baffled by me
I only want them to decide they want nothing to do with me but still with the disgusting attempts to lick me. Ew.
