🖊️🚫 Wrong answers only!

[jizzeletbass@kolektiva.social]

@torclodd @ObsidianUrbex In the same vein: clearly this is a Sea-Osprey Wash & Wax. Have your sea raptor conveniently washed in waxed in one visit. Also works for Albatrosses.

[sea1am@mastodon.social]

@ObsidianUrbex

A wrong answer:

An American family heard that the sea level was rising, but they forgot to convert from centimeters to inches before building their family's forever home on the coast.

[singletona@bitbang.social]

@ObsidianUrbex It was a walking house that would hunch down and lure people in before the doors would slam shut and it would be eaten. The blocks it is on now are the long term component of an elaborate trap to contain the beast.

The land around those blocks were dredged to allow the local waterway to surround it and discourage casual exploration. An accessway has been provided researchers to study and to periodically feed the creature.

[ser8phin@chaos.social]

@ObsidianUrbex rentable holiday home, not by but _in_ the waterside, for a better view and easier swimming access

[singletona@bitbang.social]

@henrik @ObsidianUrbex Man we can't have Nuthin in this town!

[singletona@bitbang.social]

@faraiwe @ObsidianUrbex Fast food. Straight from the barnyard to your plate in thirty minutes or less anywhere in the world.

[faraiwe@mstdn.social]

@singletona @ObsidianUrbex that atmo re-entry sear, hmmmph...

[singletona@bitbang.social]

@anagnostes @ObsidianUrbex She should have simply payed the toll troll to use his bridge but she thought it was beneath her to pay anyone.

[anagnostes@mstdn.io]

@singletona @ObsidianUrbex That would do it, yes.

[paulywill@mstdn.ca]

@ObsidianUrbex Guest house for inlaws

[cppguy@infosec.space]

@ObsidianUrbex

This is actually two items. The metal scaffolding is an abandoned shed-launcher, still loaded and ready to shoot. Shed-launchers were superseded by Marmite cannons because sheds tended to fall apart before impact with the enemy.

[trainguyrom@techhub.social]

@ObsidianUrbex it's clearly one of those jet bridge/bus things so that plane passengers don't have to step onto the tarmac before loading on a bus when deplaning

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mobile_lounge

[lumiworx@mastodon.social]

@ObsidianUrbex

It is, of course, the telephoto version of a camera obscura, but elevated to enrich the downriver views of a small but active bask of crocodiles so that a local researcher can retain a full count of fingers, toes, and connected limbs while observing them during feeding frenzies.

[snyperwolf@kind.social]

@ObsidianUrbex future walking bridge

[crimedad@pixelfed.crimedad.work]

@ObsidianUrbex@mstdn.social lol for those of us who don't know, what is it IRL?

[highlandlawyer@mastodon.social]

@ObsidianUrbex
When Baba Yaga refused to pay protection money to the mafia, they gave her house concrete boots & dropped it in the bay.

[ada@trans.house]

@ObsidianUrbex zeppelin shed

[pandro@fedi.imowl.net]

@ObsidianUrbex@mstdn.social
This used to be a bridge covered with houses and shops but the bridge was found to be too expensive to be maintained and therefore was scheduled to be proactively demolished.

While the government was trying to acquire all the properties on the bridge to be able to demolish it there was one that refused to budge and wouldn't give up their property.
They even went to court and won. So the government continued demolishing everything except their property.