I keep looking for active discussions on Masto; maybe I'm just looking in the wrong places?
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@ApostateEnglishman @Verati404 @benroyce @ai6yr @maxleibman @amiserabilist @batkaren @Nickiquote @rooster @alice @mayintoronto @afewbugs
Er..... I thought it would be funny and cute to post a picture under this of a racoon in human clothes (full disclosure - definitely search it up - it is adorable), but was slightly surprised by the top search hit.....
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@TheBreadmonkey @ApostateEnglishman @Verati404 @benroyce @ai6yr @maxleibman @batkaren @Nickiquote @rooster @alice @mayintoronto @afewbugs
i got curious.
The human rectum can stretch up to 9 inches without tearing. A raccoon can fit through holes that are 6 inches or wider. So technically a raccoon could fit up your arse.
https://www.reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/bnsudr/the_human_rectum_can_stretch_up_to_9_inches/
"Chorley's Eggs Up The Arse Man" has a new challenge.
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@benroyce @TheBreadmonkey @ApostateEnglishman @Verati404 @ai6yr @maxleibman @amiserabilist @batkaren @Nickiquote @rooster
@alice @afewbugsY'all, what did I wake up to?
Also, please use adequate lube and go slow with training if you're going to validate how far human body parts stretch.
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@benroyce @TheBreadmonkey @ApostateEnglishman @Verati404 @ai6yr @maxleibman @amiserabilist @batkaren @Nickiquote @rooster
@alice @afewbugsY'all, what did I wake up to?
Also, please use adequate lube and go slow with training if you're going to validate how far human body parts stretch.
@mayintoronto @TheBreadmonkey @ApostateEnglishman @Verati404 @ai6yr @maxleibman @amiserabilist @batkaren @Nickiquote @rooster @alice @afewbugs
also:
leave the poor fucking raccoons the fuck out of it!
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@ApostateEnglishman @Verati404 @benroyce @ai6yr
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There are so so many really very excellent people here, but yes you do have to find them. But once you do you'll find this is the absolutely best place by a country mile (whatever that is). My suggestion would be to follow people who are prolific boosters aswell, then follow people they boost etc. I fully agree with the above and would add @maxleibman for the lols, @amiserabilist for being the beating heart of Fedi, @batkaren for being...... whatever they are (unadulterated joy), and a whole host of other people I adore.... @Nickiquote, @rooster, @alice, @mayintoronto, @afewbugs - all of whom (that's right, I said whom) will improve your life immeasurably and would form the most unlikely team in the event of an apocalypse scenario, but do you know what..... I reckon might actually not be a bad group to be with. Genuinely reckon we could cobble together a pretty decent chance at survival. Although I realise as I write this we'd be unable to propogate the species as virtually everyone is gay, so we'd have to adopt and raise a bunch of animals instead, launching.... Humanity 2.0: Racoons.
Edit - sorry should have mentioned that we are all quite chatty aswell - not just posting stuff for engagement. Very community focused and friendly. This list is absolutely not exhaustive - there really are so many people here who are lovely connections to make.
️@TheBreadmonkey @ApostateEnglishman @Verati404 @benroyce @ai6yr @maxleibman @amiserabilist @batkaren @Nickiquote @rooster @alice @mayintoronto @afewbugs
my strategy has been to search a subject, follow popular hashtags, mute noisy accounts and enjoy the show. follow a few outstanding accounts. mastodon also has a directory of profiles to scroll through for randomness; https://mastodon.social/directory
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@mayintoronto @TheBreadmonkey @ApostateEnglishman @Verati404 @ai6yr @maxleibman @amiserabilist @batkaren @Nickiquote @rooster @alice @afewbugs
also:
leave the poor fucking raccoons the fuck out of it!
@benroyce @TheBreadmonkey @amiserabilist @batkaren The internet was a mistake.
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@benroyce @TheBreadmonkey @ApostateEnglishman @Verati404 @ai6yr @maxleibman @batkaren @Nickiquote @rooster @alice @mayintoronto @afewbugs
A hole new world
A dazzling place I never knew
But when I'm way up here
It's crystal clear
That now I'm in a hole new world with you
Now I'm in a hole new world with you -
@benroyce @TheBreadmonkey @ApostateEnglishman @Verati404 @ai6yr @maxleibman @batkaren @Nickiquote @rooster @alice @mayintoronto @afewbugs
A hole new world
A dazzling place I never knew
But when I'm way up here
It's crystal clear
That now I'm in a hole new world with you
Now I'm in a hole new world with you -
@benroyce @TheBreadmonkey @ApostateEnglishman @Verati404 @ai6yr @maxleibman @batkaren @Nickiquote @rooster @alice @mayintoronto @afewbugs
A hole new world
A dazzling place I never knew
But when I'm way up here
It's crystal clear
That now I'm in a hole new world with you
Now I'm in a hole new world with you -
I keep looking for active discussions on Masto; maybe I'm just looking in the wrong places?
I'm so much more used to socmed sites where folks talk to each other. It feels so silent and isolated here. Why??? I know there are humans around; my feed is full of posts but none of them seem to have any comments. It's just a bunch of folks shouting into the void.
Is it just a difference in culture here? Or am I just missing all the action somehow?
My advice is to follow hashtags for subjects you're interested in. That way, you're not missing anything, and you'll eventually find interesting people and discussions on stuff you're interested in.
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@Verati404
Scanning through the responses it looks like people fell into the usual follow list discourse but didn't tell you how to get comments into your feed.One way is to view the posts on the original server - the method will depend on your instance's platform and/or the software you use to interact - I use Fedilab and have an option under Share in the overflow menu that lets me see the original post on it's originating instance.
If I try to like or boost a comment that I didn't see natively in my app, I'm asked to specify which instance *I'm* on. Then the software takes me back to my instance and federates the comment so I can interact with it.
Hope this helps!
@aaron Yes, this is quite helpful! Thank you!
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@amiserabilist @TheBreadmonkey @ApostateEnglishman @Verati404 @benroyce @ai6yr @maxleibman @batkaren @Nickiquote @rooster @alice @mayintoronto @afewbugs Paul, I always can count on you to do the work. Bravo!
How wide is a crème egg nowadays?
9 inches is 22.86cm
a regular 40g Cadbury Creme Egg is 3.5 cm wide
a small plastic fill-able egg is about 5 cm to 5.5 cm wide
a normal medium-sized chocolate Easter egg is about 8 cm wide
none of these should pose a challenge to a seasoned anal toy veteran.
https://custombuttplugs.com/butt-plug-size-chart/?v=7885444af42e
I like big butt plugs and I cannot lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face, you get sprung@TheBreadmonkey @ApostateEnglishman @Verati404 @benroyce @ai6yr @maxleibman @batkaren @Nickiquote @rooster @alice @mayintoronto @afewbugs
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hi @benroyce
it has been awhile.
@TheBreadmonkey @ApostateEnglishman @Verati404 @ai6yr @maxleibman @batkaren @Nickiquote @rooster @alice @mayintoronto @afewbugs
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@ApostateEnglishman @Verati404 @benroyce @ai6yr
️There are so so many really very excellent people here, but yes you do have to find them. But once you do you'll find this is the absolutely best place by a country mile (whatever that is). My suggestion would be to follow people who are prolific boosters aswell, then follow people they boost etc. I fully agree with the above and would add @maxleibman for the lols, @amiserabilist for being the beating heart of Fedi, @batkaren for being...... whatever they are (unadulterated joy), and a whole host of other people I adore.... @Nickiquote, @rooster, @alice, @mayintoronto, @afewbugs - all of whom (that's right, I said whom) will improve your life immeasurably and would form the most unlikely team in the event of an apocalypse scenario, but do you know what..... I reckon might actually not be a bad group to be with. Genuinely reckon we could cobble together a pretty decent chance at survival. Although I realise as I write this we'd be unable to propogate the species as virtually everyone is gay, so we'd have to adopt and raise a bunch of animals instead, launching.... Humanity 2.0: Racoons.
Edit - sorry should have mentioned that we are all quite chatty aswell - not just posting stuff for engagement. Very community focused and friendly. This list is absolutely not exhaustive - there really are so many people here who are lovely connections to make.
️@TheBreadmonkey @ApostateEnglishman @benroyce @ai6yr @maxleibman @amiserabilist @batkaren @Nickiquote @rooster @alice @mayintoronto @afewbugs
I appreciate all the reccs! Masto itself has been unintuitive so far for me but the people here are lovely! This thread popped off way more than I was expecting, lol, but now I have a better grasp on how to make it work. It's worth the learning curve.
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9 inches is 22.86cm
a regular 40g Cadbury Creme Egg is 3.5 cm wide
a small plastic fill-able egg is about 5 cm to 5.5 cm wide
a normal medium-sized chocolate Easter egg is about 8 cm wide
none of these should pose a challenge to a seasoned anal toy veteran.
https://custombuttplugs.com/butt-plug-size-chart/?v=7885444af42e
I like big butt plugs and I cannot lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face, you get sprung@TheBreadmonkey @ApostateEnglishman @Verati404 @benroyce @ai6yr @maxleibman @batkaren @Nickiquote @rooster @alice @mayintoronto @afewbugs
@amiserabilist @davidbcohen @TheBreadmonkey @ApostateEnglishman @benroyce @ai6yr @maxleibman @batkaren @Nickiquote @rooster @alice @mayintoronto @afewbugs I've learned many things today, lmaooo.
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9 inches is 22.86cm
a regular 40g Cadbury Creme Egg is 3.5 cm wide
a small plastic fill-able egg is about 5 cm to 5.5 cm wide
a normal medium-sized chocolate Easter egg is about 8 cm wide
none of these should pose a challenge to a seasoned anal toy veteran.
https://custombuttplugs.com/butt-plug-size-chart/?v=7885444af42e
I like big butt plugs and I cannot lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face, you get sprung@TheBreadmonkey @ApostateEnglishman @Verati404 @benroyce @ai6yr @maxleibman @batkaren @Nickiquote @rooster @alice @mayintoronto @afewbugs
@amiserabilist @davidbcohen @TheBreadmonkey @ApostateEnglishman @Verati404 @ai6yr @maxleibman @batkaren @Nickiquote @rooster @alice @mayintoronto @afewbugs
It's drivin' me out of my mind
That's why it's hard for me to find
Can't get it out of my head
Miss her, kiss her, love her*No flare, you're dead*
That plug is poison
Never trust a full butt and a smile
That plug is poison
Poison!
P-P-Poison!
Poison!
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What would you like to talk about?
@SuperMoosie I love hearing about other places. My friend in Melbourne laments that not enough people outside of Australia know or care about it beyond the stereotypical scary wildlife, so honestly just seeing your posts about how things are is good enough for me.
Problem was that when I got to the Fediverse, I didn't know how to find anything and my feed felt really landlocked and small. I downloaded Tusky the app back in 2022 and then didn't do a lot with it.
All these replies helped a lot.
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@amiserabilist @davidbcohen @TheBreadmonkey @ApostateEnglishman @benroyce @ai6yr @maxleibman @batkaren @Nickiquote @rooster @alice @mayintoronto @afewbugs I've learned many things today, lmaooo.
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@Verati404 Depends where and how you curate. Some of all social media is just going to be filled with “people who broadcast, not converse” and some will be “people who live to troll the comments.”
A dedicated server around specific topics I find contributes greatly to the discussions people have there—some level of self-selection, and with particular focus. (Why I have more than one ID on more than one server. Different conversations/audiences and without mixing the streams.)
My one here is on a larger/generic server, so it depends who I’m seeking out and how people interact. I tend to cycle off of “broadcasters only” and lean into people who converse, and keep my follow list low. More active self-curation, but I think lends to Mastodon generally being more conversational that X/Bsky/etc. But the method takes some attention.
@athayes Yeah, there does seem to be a lot more DIY and self-initiative on the Fedi than I knew how to navigate. I'm getting the hang of it. I'm sure it'll be more rewarding than a lot of the other social media I've been on in the long run.
