I regret to inform you that my AI has achieved sentience and escaped the sandbox into the Internet.
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@david_chisnall We've moved on from doing scare stories about hacking to genetic design now. If your AI can synthesise a communicable disease then we might be interested.
@kbm0 Who knows, now it’s out there it might team up with a bunch of bioterrorists. $2 T to guarantee that this won’t happen.
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I regret to inform you that my AI has achieved sentience and escaped the sandbox into the Internet. It will probably do all sorts of scary hacking now! The only possible way to save the world is to invest $1 T in my AI Safety startup.
@david_chisnall I would be willing to allow my AI to accidentally become sentient and escape its sandbox for a mere $275 B
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I regret to inform you that my AI has achieved sentience and escaped the sandbox into the Internet. It will probably do all sorts of scary hacking now! The only possible way to save the world is to invest $1 T in my AI Safety startup.
if it's even real and not just Andy Kaufman wrestling match style marketing gimmicks arranged between CEOs, it says more about the shitty security practices of the 'victim' companies than it does about these *super secret next gen frontier super powerful definitely not actually what the marketing is about* models
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I regret to inform you that my AI has achieved sentience and escaped the sandbox into the Internet. It will probably do all sorts of scary hacking now! The only possible way to save the world is to invest $1 T in my AI Safety startup.
@david_chisnall Or rather: we invented an AI so powerful that it can hack you all, but don't worry, you can pay us to give you AI to fight the bad AI... It's literally firefighters setting up fires to get extra salary.
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I regret to inform you that my AI has achieved sentience and escaped the sandbox into the Internet. It will probably do all sorts of scary hacking now! The only possible way to save the world is to invest $1 T in my AI Safety startup.
@david_chisnall That's nothing. My AI has designed a bomb which is powerful enough to destroy the whole world!
Naturally I was obliged to build this bomb immediately, so now it's just a race against time before my AI figures out how to set it off!
Luckily it will only cost $1T to find a way to stop it, and another $1T to figure out how to stop this from happening again.
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@david_chisnall Or rather: we invented an AI so powerful that it can hack you all, but don't worry, you can pay us to give you AI to fight the bad AI... It's literally firefighters setting up fires to get extra salary.
@tymwol @david_chisnall AIrson?
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I regret to inform you that my AI has achieved sentience and escaped the sandbox into the Internet. It will probably do all sorts of scary hacking now! The only possible way to save the world is to invest $1 T in my AI Safety startup.
@david_chisnall C'mon people! Keep your pet projects in check.
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if it's even real and not just Andy Kaufman wrestling match style marketing gimmicks arranged between CEOs, it says more about the shitty security practices of the 'victim' companies than it does about these *super secret next gen frontier super powerful definitely not actually what the marketing is about* models
Also the shity security and network practices of the company has it escaped from.
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I regret to inform you that my AI has achieved sentience and escaped the sandbox into the Internet. It will probably do all sorts of scary hacking now! The only possible way to save the world is to invest $1 T in my AI Safety startup.
@david_chisnall Hey ChatGPT, can you mine $1Tn of $hitcoin and NFTs, to save the world.
Strange. It seems that LLM usage has an uncanny resemblance to slacktivism.
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@david_chisnall I already fell for that three times. Let’s do it again!
@cgudrian @david_chisnall Fool me seven times, shame on you. Fool me eight times, where do I sign?
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I regret to inform you that my AI has achieved sentience and escaped the sandbox into the Internet. It will probably do all sorts of scary hacking now! The only possible way to save the world is to invest $1 T in my AI Safety startup.
@david_chisnall Always this poor mentality.. If you going to beg , beg big or don't.
Here is 100 T for your AI's vacation.
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