Gimme your best pickup lines.🚩 answers only.
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Gimme your best pickup lines.
answers only.I'll start.
"I named my legs Master lock, because if you pick me they'll open right up."
"What's better than Smoke on the Water? Come on Eileen."¹
¹ a guy at a bar actually used his one on a friend of mine after overhearing her name
@alice The only pickup lines I know are from Mafia 2
"Why don't we go back to my place and play house, You'll be the door and I'll slam you"
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Gimme your best pickup lines.
answers only.I'll start.
"I named my legs Master lock, because if you pick me they'll open right up."
"What's better than Smoke on the Water? Come on Eileen."¹
¹ a guy at a bar actually used his one on a friend of mine after overhearing her name
@alice "We've been trying to reach you regarding your vehicle's extended warranty."
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Gimme your best pickup lines.
answers only.I'll start.
"I named my legs Master lock, because if you pick me they'll open right up."
"What's better than Smoke on the Water? Come on Eileen."¹
¹ a guy at a bar actually used his one on a friend of mine after overhearing her name
This only works if the goth baddie responds the right way, but if she does, it's golden
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Gimme your best pickup lines.
answers only.I'll start.
"I named my legs Master lock, because if you pick me they'll open right up."
"What's better than Smoke on the Water? Come on Eileen."¹
¹ a guy at a bar actually used his one on a friend of mine after overhearing her name
@alice "The voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you."
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Gimme your best pickup lines.
answers only.I'll start.
"I named my legs Master lock, because if you pick me they'll open right up."
"What's better than Smoke on the Water? Come on Eileen."¹
¹ a guy at a bar actually used his one on a friend of mine after overhearing her name
Okay, now that I've thought of it, I kinda want a little "U" tattooed on my tit, so I can pull my tank top down a little and say...
- If you play your cards right, I could see U here tonight.
- I have a tattoo of U on my chest; wanna see?
- We only just met, but I'll keep U close to my heart forever.
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Gimme your best pickup lines.
answers only.I'll start.
"I named my legs Master lock, because if you pick me they'll open right up."
"What's better than Smoke on the Water? Come on Eileen."¹
¹ a guy at a bar actually used his one on a friend of mine after overhearing her name
@alice not a pickup line but one of my friend's favourite jokes is simply: "... but WHERE on eileen?"
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@alice it definitely does not hurt his case that he's 6'5", built like a fictional viking, and works as a bartender at a popular bar. he probably could say almost anything
@rose_alibi so, uh, what's the name of this bar? Asking for a friend.
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@jared aww 🥰
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@alice not a pickup line but one of my friend's favourite jokes is simply: "... but WHERE on eileen?"
@selectric @alice LISBETH
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Only ever used one: “I’m 18 years and 18 days old today. “
A bit of a one-off.
But we’re still together 42 1/2 years later. So I guess it worked …
@iamdavidobrien congratulations
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@alice Did it hurt?
She, rolling her eyes, what?
When you broke through the earths crust on your way up from hell?
Gotta say that one would work on me
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Gimme your best pickup lines.
answers only.I'll start.
"I named my legs Master lock, because if you pick me they'll open right up."
"What's better than Smoke on the Water? Come on Eileen."¹
¹ a guy at a bar actually used his one on a friend of mine after overhearing her name
@alice “Your body must preserve lines and parallelism because that’s a fine trans form”
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@alice "The voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you."
@darkling ooo, have your people talk to my people and maybe we can do lunch.
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Okay, now that I've thought of it, I kinda want a little "U" tattooed on my tit, so I can pull my tank top down a little and say...
- If you play your cards right, I could see U here tonight.
- I have a tattoo of U on my chest; wanna see?
- We only just met, but I'll keep U close to my heart forever.
@alice brb, gotta grow boobs just to do this
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@alice @mindpersephone So his superpower is to deliberately cause himself pain?
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Man, villains are getting *weird* lately.
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@alice brb, gotta grow boobs just to do this
@CynAq good luck!
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@alice @mindpersephone So his superpower is to deliberately cause himself pain?
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Man, villains are getting *weird* lately.
@madengineering I feel like most people possess that superpower
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@darkling ooo, have your people talk to my people and maybe we can do lunch.
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This only works if the goth baddie responds the right way, but if she does, it's golden
True story: a friend of mine in New Orleans wondered how I was able to seduce so many women. I told him "watch and learn"
(I was absolutely expecting to get a drink thrown in my face, btw.
)Walked up to a hot tattooed rocker chick.
"Can I sit down and have a conversation with you?"
Rocker chick: "Why?"
"Because I think you're hot and wanna fuck you but you might open your mouth, be a nitwit, and ruin it"
Rocker chick *appalled*
Cont.. (1/2)
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True story: a friend of mine in New Orleans wondered how I was able to seduce so many women. I told him "watch and learn"
(I was absolutely expecting to get a drink thrown in my face, btw.
)Walked up to a hot tattooed rocker chick.
"Can I sit down and have a conversation with you?"
Rocker chick: "Why?"
"Because I think you're hot and wanna fuck you but you might open your mouth, be a nitwit, and ruin it"
Rocker chick *appalled*
Cont.. (1/2)
Rocker chick: "I can't believe you just said that to me."
Me: ".... well can I still sit down?"
Rocker chick: "OK."
10 minutes later we were out the door and shortly after that we were making sweet, sweet, lo-
OK we were fucking like dirty nasty piggies
